Firefly meets Elizabeth Bennett

I knew it all along….

I have finally been able to put two and two together and found the source of the annoying trumpet like instrument the Vuvuzela I had a feeling the Mormons were some how involved, but this is the proof I needed to further my conspiracy theory……

Mars topography

Never knew that almost the whole northern hemisphere was lower. I do know that those volcanoes go a lot higher than 8km, though.

Steel Thing

2 feet tall, 400lbs.

www.penciljack.com/forum/showthread.php?88198-Really-Fricking-BIG-THING-HEAD&highlight=steel

Annihilus loses his shit

Magnets

Magnets… How does this work?

Sounders and Star Wars

Went to Seattle a few weeks ago and got to go to a Sounders game. My friends and I painted some Star Wars masks, but my girlfriend wanted to be Optimus Prime…. I was Darth Vader.

TUBES

look closely at the people. is that a fedora?

Gaza

museum

PIMP JUICE

Math

Hopefully Threadless will start carrying this as a t-shirt.
Source: www.tensographics.com/#447190/Math

Hubble versus Webb

www.nasa.gov/externalflash/webb_hubble/
blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/06/15/hubble-versus-webb/

Now and then

Bradford on Avon: 1909 & 2009
photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=9530073&size=lg

Alien Contact How-

the golfing nun

A nun walked into Mother Superior’s office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh heavy with frustration.

‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior. ‘I thought this was the day you spent with your family.’

‘It was,’ sighed the Sister. ‘And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.’

‘I seem to recall that,’ the Mother Superior agreed. ‘So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?’

‘Far from it,’ snorted the Sister. ‘In fact, I even took the Lord’s name in vain today!’

‘Goodness, Sister!’ gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. ‘You must tell me all about it!’

‘Well, we were on the fifth tee…and this hole is a monster, Mother-540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green…and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it’s flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted…and it hits a bird in mid-flight !’

‘Oh my!’ commiserated the Mother. ‘How unfortunate! But surely that didn’t make you blaspheme, Sister!

”No, that wasn’t it,’ admitted Sister. ‘While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!’

‘Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!’ sympathized the Mother.

‘But I didn’t, Mother!’ sobbed the Sister. ‘And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!’

‘So that’s when you cursed,’ said the Mother with a knowing smile.

‘Nope, that wasn’t it either,’ cried the Sister, anguished, ‘because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!’

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said… ’You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you?’

via Bits and Pieces

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

epic spill

1979 Pontiac Trans-am Anniversary Edition

25k miles on it
not for sale

Optical Illusions

lol soccer.

stupidity level 9999

Sparkler Tracer

Assassin wallpaper

Mario-BP The shutoff valve is in another castle

Bacon Burger Dog!

Deadliest Drugs

My favorite time of day

Doctors Visit

I went to the doctor’s the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female; absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.”

So I said,
“I think my penis may taste funny…”

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

horsalisk

Oral love is dead.

*sniff*

Leapin` Leopards

They can do that??

Left brain or right?

I`m right down the middle.

Kimpokemon

Painting: Kim Jong Il Launches Nuclear War

haters ghana hate

Meanwhile in america…

Bloodsport

JC VanDamme

serious asswhooping

Brink

HOLY SHIT is anyone else as excited about this game as I am? just saw Gamestop’s coverage video from E3 about it. Looks fucking AMAZING

Soylet Flakes

this is my first published piece of art… it is going to be exhibited, printed in a book, and is currently up online at drawgasmic.com/artistpage.php?a=1146

i inked the lines, scanned them, cleaned it up, added color and effects in photoshop, and had a 11×8.5 glossy photo print made

Sharing is Caring

Steve Jobs’ Demo

Vuvuzelas

Apparently they are popular at South African Football/Soccer Events.

Meet Arms!

Did you catch it?

How to pick-up chicks

I JUST DON`T CARE

Video community helps with Gulf oil spill

The Routine

OOPS

Guilty Pleasures

Limp Willy

Tornainbow

Natures Laser Sight?