Final Fantasy XIV (Online)

Any MMO fans? I find it kinda therapeutic to plug into a different life with different goals, frustrations, and friends on occasion – as if I know anyone for that long between colleges, anyway.

FBI Job Ad On MCS

You get an M4 and an uber awesome Police Sports Car!!!

Nature Wallpapers 2

Happy Santa

Windows 7 Floppy Disk Edition

Fuck.

SHITS ALL FUCKED UP.

I know that things aren’t working right on MCS.  I’m trying to fix shit asap, but fuck if I know what’s wrong.

I was putting off a wordpress upgrade, maybe that’ll fix things, or maybe it’ll just fuck shit up more.

Horned Dung Beetle

OMGOMGOMGOMG

Body Builderp

Mickey Is Pissed

I’d say this is an unfortunate or totally awesome gas mask design I can’t tell.

I heard you like guns…

So I put Rifles on your cannon so you can shoot while you shoot!

Bull meets Crowd

DO you fear me?

Three wishes…

Taken from sirmitchell.tumblr.com/

Back to The Future Chart

Where we`re going…we don`t need roads.

Big Mouthed Shark

I set this as my desktop, but freaked the hell out and had to change it immediately.

Weight Measurements

Karate Center Promises to Kick the Queer Out of Your Son

Key Biscayne’s Academy of Martial Arts RDCA apparently wants to help you beat the queer out of your cross-dressing son. At least that’s the message a new set of print ads conveys. Put together by local agency Zubi Advertising, the two print ads feature a little boy getting in touch with his feminine side. The solution to all of this queer nonsense: karate lessons.

blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/08/key_biscayne_karate_center_pro.php

Let The Right One In Poster

From The Toronto After Dark Film Festival

Hi Point in the House!

Check out my daily carry GANGSTAS jigga jigga what?!

Project Godzilla

This is a Work in progress. The next step is to add miniature buildings, roads, and cars.

Smokin` Snail

The Itteh Bitteh Kraken Commiteh

Free ipod touch from bank of the west

www.bankofthewest.com/touch.html

ipod ships december

must have 20 transactions before october 31st

read more on the site or call/visit nearest bank of the west

Which gun should I buy?

I am thinking of buying a gun and these are the ones I am leaning towards. the top one is a Springfield Armory XDM and the bottom is a FNH FNP. also should I get a .45 or a 9mm? discuss.

www.fnhusa.com/le/products/firearms/model.asp?fid=FNF020&gid=FNG001&mid=FNM0061

www.the-m-factor.com/

Even more cuteness …

the King

Pelican Nebula

APOD

The mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”

“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”

“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”

“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don’t get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus’s in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.

“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.

“Ours is prettier,” she replies.

via Bits and Pieces.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Chatroulette Kid

K2D2 Sandwich Apocalypse

So I had a semi-sick bit of lunchtime inspiration a while back, and constructed this thing of beauty. A Krispy Kreme glazed donut as the buns for a KFC Double Down. Detailed construction instructions and more photos at my site:
bit.ly/bc84s4

I am offended!

Mine is cuter than yours!!

Rest In Peace, King
September 18, 2002 – April 1, 2010

I really miss this little bugger!! King was a Black & Tan, Shiba Inu. Even though I didn’t get him until I was 22 years old, he was my childhood dog. There will never be another one quite like him.

Mouse Tracking

Just over 4 hours at work….

Quad monitor

Goofiest MoFos Ever

Logo design

You are now aware of how often you see this used.

Original: fox-orian.deviantart.com/art/Annoying-Logo-Design-165462683

The Cutest Pup – Mine!

Alright I’m jumping on board with the dog pics, with some shots of my Bailey-boy. One puppy shot from years ago, and then some recent ones. I call him my luck dragon…

Now that’s a lens

This is a Hasselblad 600mm f/6.3 prime lens from Hasselblad. This lens fits on the 1000F camera body it’s a manual focus, and as far as I know it was NEVER put into full production. This sample I found on ebay for a cool $16,000.

My Dawg

This is my dog Buddy. He’s a Lab / Sharpei mix, very well mannered and a handsome boy if I do say so myself.

The Hokey Pokey

Is that shit yours?

Something I made with leftover doggie pictures.

Curious guy, that one. Just three months ago he had no hair due to scabies or whatever the hell you call ’em.

Camwhoring MY cute-as-hell puppy, AND kitten

these two were thick as thieves until I moved out of my parents’ house and took the kitteh with me. Now he thinks he’s a dog.

Black Shampoo

Why Men Can’t Be Sluts

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

this is pasha, my puppy

he likes socks

Doggy Photobomber

You’re in charge of supplies

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.

He says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.”

To the Scotsman he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.”

And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.”

He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.”

So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”

The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.”

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says “And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.”

The Scotsman replies, “Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin’ him neither.”

The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.

Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPPLIES!!!!”

via reddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Inception Interception!

Yo Spoonie

Mo’ fucka.

let me take a closer look oh no WTF

pretty cool, huh? 🙂

Some random photos of myself and my tank

Some old photos of me when I first started to learn how to walk again, as well as some pics from me on my second deployment back in 2005 – 2006.
I’ll post some other ones in the NSFW section, just in case.

RetroN 3 Video Gaming System

hyperkin.com/index.php/retro-system-retron-3.html/

Tap into the joy of your childhood with the RetroN 3 gaming system. Capable of playing Nintendo, SEGA Genesis and Super Nintendo cartridges.

The Garden of Demon

Hostas, one of my addictions.
If you look closely behind the red flowers in the upper left, you can see my horned gargoyle peeking out.