Stormtrooper shenanigans
Tags:Back To The Future, Humor, Star Wars, X-Mas
The other side of Imperial life
Heart
Dear MCS,
Here is a band-aid with a heart shaped blood stain from my left arm, caused by my wireless keyboard when I accidentally sat on one end of it and it leapt up and attacked me. I thought of you.
Love, Ch3x0
sup?
Q: is it better to look down and freak that you’re about to drink a giant spider, or to drink a giant spider and find out the hard way?
Happy Mothra’s Day
Tags:Godzilla, Humor, Mother's Day
Happy Mother’s day to all you childbearing type at MCS.
Einstein, the world’s smallest horse
This pint-sized stallion could be a record breaker as the world’s smallest foal. The three-day old pinto stallion, called Einstein, is just 14 inches high and weighs only an incredible 6lbs.
I want one!!!
And look at his cute little weiner.
Destroyed Armor
A reply to Tiki’s topic. I went digging through some war photos in my junk folders. These were from the Russian-Georgian conflict in 2008.
Preparedness
Took the photo myself. 70+ weapons in the back of a pickup. Army Cadet Training in Kansas. Stole the frame.
Three Wishes
A man walks into a bar, he has two of the most beautiful women the bartender has ever seen with him and a small man standing on his shoulder. He walks over to the bartender and says, “a round for everyone.”
The bartender says, “look buddy, I’ll set them up, but you gotta pay for them first.”
The man says, “no problem,” as he pulls a massive wad of cash from his pocket.
The bartender pours a drink for everyone in the bar, but as he finishes pouring the last one, the little man jumps off of the guys shoulder, and runs along the bar knocking all of the drinks over and giggling.
The man, unsurprised, says, “don’t worry about it, pour them again, I’ll pay for another.”
The bartender sets up another round and the little man jumps off of the man’s shoulder and runs down the bar, laughing, knocking all of the drinks over.
The man sighs and says, “just set up another one, I’ll pay.”
The bartender looks at him and says, “buddy, I’ll keep setting them up all night, but you’ve got to tell me what the fuck is going on here.”
The man looks at him sadly and says, “well you see sir, I found this magic lamp and I rubbed it and a genie came out. The genie said I had three wishes, so first, I asked for all of the money in the world. So now, whenever I reach into my pocket there’s a massive wad of cash. For my second wish, I wished that I’d have beautiful women with me wherever I go and so now, wherever I am, two beautiful women follow me there. And for my third wish, I wished for a 12 inch prick” sighing as he points to the little man, “and here he is.”
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
Todays Horoscope
Tags:Humor, Motivational Quotes, Wallpaper
Fuck yeah!
Ugly Bitch of a Mother
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”? The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?” “No”, he replies “I just can’t believe anyone would fuck you twice”
via Fri May 7 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit.
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
Enough With Reading!
Do you see what this is? this is what happens when people don’t follow the rules!
Stormtropers and internet
also:
wildammo.com/2009/08/09/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off/
wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/
they definitely works after hours
1957 Corvette SS
Automotive history is filled with a series of “what-ifs,” and few of these “what-ifs” are as intriguing to Corvette racing fans as the 1957 Corvette SS project.
www.seriouswheels.com/cars/top-1957-Chevrolet-Corvette-SS.htm
