Ugly Bitch of a Mother

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”? The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?” “No”, he replies “I just can’t believe anyone would fuck you twice”

via Fri May 7 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

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