How to Cheat

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    From an instructor point of view, the countermeasure is simple: make the test so hard that if students don’t have everything memorized, they won’t have time to finish.

    nyoki

    I’ve had success w/ setting the various problems up so that it’s already partially done. This means they have to start the problem from a few steps in. It’s amazing how many kids mess that up and simply can’t do it. This happens even though I “teach” my test.

    Awesome1

    I bet you could teach me some stuff

    nyoki

    …and sometimes the teacher is the student.

    Awesome1

    I could teach you what a really happy O-face looks like, but I bet you already know

    nyoki

    🙂

    Awesome1

    One day, you’ll be inside me. I swear it.

    nyoki

    As long as you return the favor.

    Awesome1

    It’ll be a monsoon of sweat and juices

    driver01z

    KNOCK IT OFF BOTH OF YOU WHAT THE HELL

    nyoki

    ohooooh yes!

    Phyreblade

    ROFLMAO… This thread is full of WIN.

    fracked again

    Application of concepts. Thats how I separate the As from the B/Cs (the D/F separate themselves). Anybody can memorize.

    Personally, I appreciate cleverness in cheating. It shows that the student has some skill in something. Of course, I also value their ability to not get caught even more, as cheating still means failure.

    nyoki

    Pretty much what I’m doing as well.

    v0id

    humanity never ceases to amaze me

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Idiots guide for college fail outs.

    If you don’t enjoy physics than quit wasting your parents money.

    Chenoan

    One problem: Coke isn’t allowed in school.

    nyoki

    It is in college. I remember when you could smoke in the classroom.

    v0id

    Of coarse in order to cheat you need to have m-m-my poker face m-my poker face a a a

    figosound

    I was an artist… Oh, good times 🙂

    bstaples

    So i’m the only who went to schools where teachers demanded that you “clear your desk”?

    Kishi

    One of my professors tells you to clear the desk and put everything away. Most of the rest don’t bother.

    Deleted_User

    You could still have a bottle of soda on your desk i bet. The only thing I’d be skeptical of is staring at your bottle of soda and squinting for long periods of time…

    multi_masked

    So this is that missing step right before PROFIT!!!!

    shiroinohi

    Nah, they’ve gotten on to this cheat already, you’re only allowed water anymore and sometimes they check the label anyway.

    opert

    This is pure fail. 5 equations appear on the label twice.
    Small space to work with, and there is duplication?

    barcrest

    Here in the uk drinks are only allowed in a clear container. You have to remove any labels so this wouldn’t work.