the sound of how awesome I am

stay puft fancy marshmallows

SG-1 cast

elisha cuthbert is pale

mushroom burger and fries

budget problem

airliner on the runway

what’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold

come at me bro

sporty car

king kong finds a babe

ford on fire

giraffe family

jahre viking riding low

he-man show down

wake-n-cake

cnn business model

neuron wallpaper

armored batgirl

Mass Effect 2 – The Illusive Man

I finished ME2 last night, and while I do have some complaints about the pacing and some of the repetition, overall it was a game worth the 35 hours that I soaked into it in my first play through.

Now of course, I’ll need to do a second play through so I can hit level 30 and get a couple of the achievements that I missed on the first run.  Then maybe I’ll go back and play ME1 again, I think I actually liked it better than the sequel.

the voice of none is strong than the voice of one

pokeballs

space marines on the move

fingering a minor

desperate cat

Ear infection

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter…

via  Naughty Bits.

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Ahsoka Tano with arc troopers

star wars wallpaper

kodachrome

tangled cannot be unseen

battle star galactica looking all shiney and new

Monica Bellucci eating grapes

tin man

chinese battle ships

Ahsoka Tano cosplayer

don’t they have pubes these days

Increases in National Debt – Congress

Same numbers as the earlier post except colored by majority party in congress. Now stop bickering, compare the two, and then try to draw your conclusions. 🙂

For comparison:

increases in the national debt

he boiled for your sins

wolverine vs juggernaut

scarlett on her back

pocahontas is dead sexy

I don’t need 140 characters to say fuck you

enterprise-D in space dock

The best in Las Vegas

A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How much?”

The Hooker replies, “$500 for a hand-job.” The guy’s jaw drops: “$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

The Guy says, “What the hell? I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?” The hooker replies, “$1,500.”

“$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that.”
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, “Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can’t believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

via Naughty Bits

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid

star wars – robot guards

summer glau – dancer

marriage is like a deck of cards

I’m going to like history

emma watson hands on face