mars mission photography

Levels of Hell

Jurassic Gate

Dredd in the shadows

you are evil

Adulting

Stan Lee met The Rock

Alleged Russian spy Maria Butina pleads guilty to engaging in conspiracy against US

Alleged Russian spy Maria Butina pleaded guilty in federal court Thursday morning to attempting to infiltrate Republican political circles and influence US relations with Russia before and after the 2016 presidential election.

Star Trek Discovery Season 2 Official Trailer

Discover the next adventure. Watch the official trailer for the highly anticipated second season of Star Trek: Discovery, which premieres Thursday, January 1…

Comic Review for week of December 12 2018

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  ACCELL #16
  A speedster with a team of scientists are fighting a creature of pure sound!  It was a fun, if quick, read.
   

• 
  ASTONISHER #13
  I know nothing of this character’s backstory, but after reading this issue now I want to.
   

• 
  CHAMPIONS #27
  I’m going to save these until I get the middle of the run, I have the first 10 issues, then missed 10, and now I’m lost?
   

• 
  HIT-GIRL #11
  I like the art much better this month, but the story still has some weird overtones.
   

• 
  INFINITE DARK #3
  If there’s nothing outside the ship, then who’s knocking on the door asking to be let in?
   

• 
  SHADOWMAN #10
  Shadowman at peace with himself means Shadowman is fighting everyone else.
   

• 
  STAR WARS: AGE OF REPUBLIC – DARTH MAUL #1
  There’s a great article in this comic about who asked for Darth Maul to be brought back into the fold.  This story is pretty good too, but I was most interested in WHO it was that made him come back.
   

• 
  STAR WARS: DOCTOR APHRA #27
  Doctor Aphra continues her adventures with a murderous protocol droid.   Things continue to not go well for her.
   

• 
  STAR WARS: HAN SOLO – IMPERIAL CADET #2
  There’s two Han Solo comics coming out right now, the movie adaptation, which isn’t all that great, and this, which is great.
   

• 
  TRUE BELIEVERS: FANTASTIC FOUR – DRAGON MAN #1
  I ran out of steam before I was able to read this one, but I DID read…
   

• 
  TRUE BELIEVERS: FANTASTIC FOUR – MOLECULE MAN #1
  The molecular man needs a special stick to use his reality bending abilities?  Ok.
   

• 
  TRUE BELIEVERS: FANTASTIC FOUR – SUPER-SKRULL #1
  The Super-Skrull had all the superpowers of the Fantastic Four, but none of the intelligence.  Shameful!

BBQ Season

Olga Katysheva in a white shirt

Godzilla King of the Monsters Official Trailer 2 In Theaters May 31

Following the global success of “Godzilla” and “Kong: Skull Island” comes the next chapter in Warner Bros. Pictures’ and Legendary Pictures’ cinematic Monste…

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

Freddy’s back in the update of Wes Craven’s classic tales of the hideously disfigured dream-stalker and his prey.

A few big name actresses here, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, and Connie Britton, all of whom are big enough stars that I expected they would survive the movie, but I guess I should have known better, normally the survival rates for a Nightmare flick is 1 or 2, maybe 4 if you’re dream warriors. I’m a big fan of what Jackie Earle Haley (Watchmen, Human Target) did with the Freddy role, which is comparable to Robert Englund’s first outing. The special effects on his face were downright creepy, unlike the previous film where it was a rubber mask with no gore or horror to it at all.

This was a good Nightmare film, but I’m happy the franchise is inactive, it’s a difficult well to go back to again and again.

Cactus Chair

Aquaman’s Golden Eyes

Nicky Whelan stretches in a canal

Smallville Heroes

The Punisher needs a whoer

Thicc Rider

The Flash in the papers

Batman Logo

Arrival in Hong Kong

by the city river

Chloe Toy in a fancy Dress

Lion Forge Logo

wasteland survivor

Sabrina Lynn’s feet

Vanessa Kirby’s big eyes

when you call the avengers

Buster Guld Is Cry Babies

snow Train

Spider-man splooge

Spider-man in 4k

Paris Berelc in a swimsuit

Avengers Infinity War

Venom is frozen

Brenda Song in bed

The House with a Clock in Its Walls

In the tradition of Amblin classics where fantastical events occur in the most unexpected places, Jack Black and two-time Academy Award winner Cate Blanchett star in The House with a Clock in Its Walls. The magical adventure tells the spine-tingling tale of 10-year-old Lewis (Owen Vaccaro), who goes to live with his uncle in a creaky old house with a mysterious tick-tocking heart. But his new town’s sleepy façade jolts to life with a secret world of warlocks and witches. Based on the beloved children’s classic book.

What’s up with Jack Black and all these kid friendly films lately? (checking google) Oh, his kids are 10 and 12, so now he’s doing stuff that’s going to appeal to them too. That’s a thing I guess, it’s not like all his previous work was so raunchy that kids could never watch it. On to the film though:

It was fun. No one’s going to write a thousand word essay on how great it was, but it was a fun movie to watch, Jack Black was charming as always and Cate Blanchett was distressingly pretty and stole nearly every scene she was in. I see why she was chosen for the role, but it really felt like she was slumming it here.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 The Dream Child

The kids on Elm Street have. For five years, a walking nightmare named Freddy Krueger has haunted their sleep–seeking revenge for the horribly disfiguring death he suffered at the hands of the children’s parents. Now, through the dreams of an unborn child, Freddy has resurrected himself … and he’s looking for new victims in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

The movie opens with an infamous Rape Room that birthed Freddy; an origin that took 5 movies to get to and is completely fucked up in any way that I think about it. This scene is followed up by a graduation scene that goes on way too long and doesn’t really have the same feel as the rest of the movie. Turns out that Freddy was a demon baby from birth! born from a nun that was nearly raped to death by crazy people, but this isn’t just a flashback though, this is the actual rebirth of freddy, and freddy can getcha while you’re awake now! but why!?

Maybe because the main girl is “just a little pregnant”?

There was another rap song during the credits, I don’t think freddy was rapping this time though, for better or worse.

Punk Spidey Danger

John Mulaney Shares NSFW SpiderHam Outtakes from SpiderMan Into the SpiderVerse

John Mulaney talks to Jimmy about his super secretive and profanity-laced experience voicing Spider-Ham for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse animated film. …

Battlestar Vertical

ant-man on the shield

beep beep boop muthafuckas

Alien3

Sabrina Carpenter in black and white

OutaTime

Lake ice as clear as glass