Penis size chart

publish in Images on September 28th, 2011 by #makecasemdsgreatagain | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Science!

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Soong

11 years ago

I’m not satisfying.

AgZed

11 years ago

I first saw this picture about 3 years ago, and since I had a measuring tape just sitting on my desk, I got down to some measuring. As it turned out, the length & girth reported by women to be “perfect” worked out as roughly the length & girth of my forearm. Three years later, every suggestion I’ve made to a woman that they might enjoy fucking something the size of my forearm has been met with horror and fear. This leads me to one of two conclusions:

1) Women are lying
2) Bitches can’t measure

TGGeko

Reply to AgZed

11 years ago

It’s in centimeters you plebeian!

Korinthian

Reply to TGGeko

11 years ago

Stop picking on the midget, tg.

Kero

11 years ago

I’m a B. 🙂

agzed. it’s in CM not inches. Derp.

If your forearm is 7-8 inches long you have a problem.

>Bitches can’t measure.

sambo78

Reply to Kero

11 years ago

Maybe he has short arms?

GrandAdmiralThrawn

11 years ago

Can someone translate this is a Standard measurement please. Thank you .

sambo78

Reply to GrandAdmiralThrawn

11 years ago

If you’re not familiar with the metric system, open a new tab to Google. Type “X cm in inches”. X being the number you want converted. Google will convert it for you.

GrandAdmiralThrawn

Reply to sambo78

11 years ago

I know how to convert, I simple do not know why someone would post a chart in a non-standard format, that artificially inflates measurements to make them seem larger then they are.

-1

Korinthian

Reply to GrandAdmiralThrawn

11 years ago

Perhaps whoever made this chart lives in the civilized world where they don’t use hands, feet, and thumbs to measure things?

Get with the program.

sambo78

Reply to Korinthian

11 years ago

It pains me to say this, but someone would probably equate the metric system to socialism in my beloved country.

Avek

11 years ago

18.5 cm =7.28 inches
16 cm = 6.3 inches
A beer can is about 8.25 inches in circumference

Tyger42

11 years ago

Yeah, no clue where they got their info, but it’s a lie.

RSIxidor

11 years ago

I have never measured my penis. Not sure why but never felt compelled to actually put a measure against it. That said, I have an estimate and I’m happy with it (almost always).

However, I think I’d like to point out that the chart above looks like the head of a golf club.