There`s no such thing as a vegan

Added on November 9th, 2010 by Demon | Report Post
Tags:Food, WTF

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Chenoan (#14265)

15 years ago

Ew.

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

This makes me ill.

nyoki (#3444)

Reply to Puulaahi

15 years ago

Why?

Puulaahi (#4552)

Reply to nyoki

15 years ago

All for using every part of the animal, but this is going a bit overboard.

Korinthian (#3174)

Reply to Puulaahi

15 years ago

Be quiet and go take your medicines.

billcar50 (#3453)

15 years ago

Does this apply to every cow that’s slaughtered for food? I didn’t realise so much was used.

Paul_Is_Drunk (#796)

Reply to billcar50

15 years ago

Not even close.

AgZed (#2298)

15 years ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Woah! You can make explosives out of cows?

brb…

asymon (#4280)

Reply to AgZed

15 years ago

it’s called methane

AgZed (#2298)

Reply to AgZed

15 years ago

I thought I’d report back that my attempts to detonate a pound of raw hamburger ended in catastrophic failure. Tender, delicious failure…

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

Apropos, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svh4XKwPlf4
Showed up in my queue today.

Korinthian (#3174)

15 years ago

I don’t care if you’re a vegan, as long as you stfu about it and don’t die of malnutrition on my lawn.

GrandAdmiralThrawn (#745)

15 years ago

@... Korinthian well said sir, well said.

I’ve always hated fake eggs. Wonder if the bloody is why they are always rubbery.

@...billcar50 of course not, some cows are killed in 3rd world countries, for wasteful reasons like: “I don’t want to starve”

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

inb4 dieA.

Puulaahi (#4552)

Reply to Jesus Christ

15 years ago

Aren’t you always in before dieA, J.C?

DMYTRIW WDS (#16438)

15 years ago

Hmmm. My last butcher was behind a Smuckers jelly factory. I guess they have some deal going on after seeing this. Next time I’m asking for the whole cow back.

Reaver (#23648)

15 years ago

Vegans are crazy, I couldn’t be vegetarian if i didn’t eat what came out of the animal

Mystik (#1825)

15 years ago

According to the Vegan Society, we’re all vegans. Taken from http://www.vegansociety.com/about/who-we-are.aspx: “Veganism is a way of living that seeks to exclude, as far as possible and practicable, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing and any other purpose.”

Key phrase there is “as far as possible and practicable.” Its not practicable for me not to enjoy a tasty 4×4 from In-N-Out, so eating hamburgers doesn’t make me not a vegan. Double negative, ergo I am a vegan.