Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today

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I got married to this beautiful woman last week! I shooped my eye and the people behind us, how’d I do?


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    j_bryon

    Not bad, not bad at all. And your shop skills aren’t too bad either.

    WaltherKid

    good job. what beach?

    ian356094

    Congrats. Good shop too.

    The_Royal_We

    shoop is a plus. congrats man!

    MikeBabaguh

    Your crooked eyeball freaks me out, but I likely wouldn’t have noticed it had you not said anything.

    Robert Spam

    Good job on the shop and congratulations. I wonder how many people caught the reference in the title?

    nyoki

    I’m sure everyone caught it.

    Phyreblade

    Ditto.

    “The Wing?”

    Halon50

    “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

    Halon50

    As …. you …. wish!

    Phyreblade

    Awww… I missed two words in my quote… But I was close…

    “Have you the Wing?”

    Grandpa: She doesn’t get eaten by the eels at this time
    The Grandson: What?
    Grandpa: The eel doesn’t get her. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.
    The Grandson: I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit “concerned” but that’s not the same thing.

    The King: What was that for?
    Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
    The King: Won’t that be nice. She kissed me.

    Man… I love that movie…

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Rememeber her place is in the kitchen.

    Andre666

    i currently have a black eye, given to me by my oriental girlfriend. >>WATCH OUT<< they have a mean punch

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Is it because you referred to her as oriental?

    Awesome1

    Gooood. Now just shave that goatee.

    mousestalker

    Cute couple. Congratulations!

    Dragunov

    How much did she cost?

    hufnmouth

    Congrats, man.

    Word from the wise: Remember your vows, always communicate, always listen, find new ways to be in love.

    AustinDav

    Best advice I’ve heard: Never bad-mouth her to anyone else. Do not discuss her flaws with anyone, not even your mother (especially not your mother). This brings a great level of trust into the relationship, and it’s none of their business anyway. It’s worked for me.

    lhamilt2

    you forgot to fix her eyes!

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    No stupid, he forgot to fix her teeth.

    natedog

    srsly, dude. she’s too cute for you. good job!

    HoChunk

    Ditto shoop skillz, ditto bride choice.

    Laid-back, outdoor weddings rock.

    conan776

    Geez, no one is doing the “I fucked her” riff? ::sniff:: My little b-tards they done grown up so fast 🙁

    100110110110010

    Oh Ok ….
    :ahem:
    I hope she love you long time!

    SnowFarmer

    Congratulations! Quality work on both accounts 🙂

    Phyreblade

    Congrats! All the best!

    fracked again

    🙂 Congrats!

    Chenoan

    congratulatories

    driver01z

    a winnar is u

    kkattfish

    i’d hit it

    casemods UID# 667

    hey it’s the guy from clerks!

    JamesTuskGeorge

    Shoop de doop

    http://www.b3tards.com/u/4bff882cd3bf0b9a28f6/beach-shoop.jpg

    I tried to submit this but tiki didn’t want it

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