Sanctity of marriage

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keeping it away from them queers since biblical times


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    natedog

    they terk er jorbs

    fracked again

    dey took ur yerbs

    PmWi

    deh dook der deeerbs

    Puulaahi

    jerbs dur tok dhey

    Luke Magnifico

    TUK R JAUBS

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Tur ojebs

    monkeyman767

    TURKED ERRR JURRRRRBS

    figosound

    TURRRR HURRRR DURRRR

    bstaples

    This C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER is brought to you by the fact that the “Sanctity of Marriage” concept has nothing to do with people being tasteless, inbred, or of the red-necked variety.

    TheLotusEater725

    SHUT UP BSTAPLES THEY NEED THEIR STEREOTYPES IN ORDER TO BE INTOLERANT DICKS THEMSELVES, GOD JUST LET THEM HAVE THAT.

    Billy Manic

    Yes, yes it does.

    MacheteJak

    NO, no it doesn’t.

    Sticky

    LOTUS IS RIGHT. IT’S SO THEY CAN CLING TO THEIR GUNS AND RELIGION AS A COUPLE

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    “This C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER is brought to you by the fact that the “Sanctity of Marriage” concept has nothing to do with people being tasteless, inbred, or of the red-necked variety.”
    It doesn’t, but that’s why its stupid concept.

    KommissarKvC

    well you’dd have to be at some level of inbred to be stupid enough to invite fags to your otherwise heterosexual wedding

    DMYTRIW WDS

    I don’t think we should use some stupid archaic law from Leviticus to deny homosexuals equal rights. We should either enforce all of Leviticus or none of it. I’m pro enforcing it though. For example, if you eat at Red Lobster I should get to cave your head in with a brick. Your disabled? HAHA, try and get into heaven like that. Your wife cheated on you? You both get bricked. You’re wearing two types of fabric? Oh boy, you know that’s a bricking.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Agreed with obeying all or none of Leviticus & Deuteronomy.

    I mean, god is infallible, right? Therefore, his laws are either always 100% doctrine, or there is no god and it’s all made up in the human mind. Let’s skip the second part and just get into some of the awesome laws we MUST OBEY OR SPEND ETERNITY IN A PIT OF FIRE.

    If your wife gets raped, kill her with a brick for not yelling loud enough.
    Deuteronomy 22:24

    Sell your daughter into slavery for cash, but if she doesn’t put out, you have to buy her back. Full price, no discounts.
    Deuteronomy 21:7-8

    No polyester blends. Ever.
    Leviticus 19:19

    You must grow sideburns, a beard, and no tattoos. Probably a bricking for any man above 15 without sideburns.
    Leviticus 19:27-28

    Break god’s laws, and he will seriously fuck you up. (Worse than a bricking).
    Deuteronomy 29:19-20

    bstaples

    @Lotus:
    YOU’RE RIGHT HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO INCONSIDERATE

    @Paul:
    PROTIP: Loose paraphrase and ignored context for the sake of comedic effect does not help make or establish credibility.

    Puulaahi

    Rednecks fuck Jesus in the ass. FAGS.

    TrikYodz

    dey dook er yerbs?

    Dragunov

    dem took their hurp derp hurr

    natedog

    DUERKER DERBS!

    bfd

    rescuemarriage.org/
    That’s Right save marriage. Ban Divorce.

    driver01z

    DURRRKERRR…DURRRRRRRR.

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