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marijuana – harmless

publish in Images on May 3rd, 2010 by Bakudai | Report Post
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A truer ending for www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/26/marijuana-harmless/

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mikoyangurevich15

12 years ago

Too familiar.

capnbard

12 years ago

This is much more factual than the original.

TGGeko

12 years ago

In the summer we made meat helmets.

rebelyell2006

12 years ago

I would eat a bag of pudding mix, but I will never smoke weed. So I do not see the problem.

KommissarKvC

Reply to rebelyell2006

12 years ago

pudding mix rules

Maxwell Edison

12 years ago

Subtle. Excellent.

Soong

12 years ago

I approve.

TheLotusEater725

12 years ago

Wtf did they roll the third one down in? Masking tape? It looks like a goddamned maypole. Also why in the hell is there so much left? Maybe i should use my meat hat to email the Ad Council. Tell them to turn the volume down on their hair.

randerson17

12 years ago

All those things sound pretty awesome… and “harmless”
Wish I had some.

KommissarKvC

Reply to randerson17

12 years ago

well, potheads dont usually do things to harm themselves like other drugs do, but between the gradual decay of the users mental capacities, and that most users have a lack of motivation and become lazy with the added issue of the munchies stacked on top of low motivation causes weight gain, in some cases to highly unhealthy levels of obesity

also take into consideration the damage to a person’s reputation amongst people with realistic ideals of life

if you consider a decline in mental powers, lack of motivation, obesity and being a social outcast as harmless then yes i guess it is

Caio

Reply to KommissarKvC

12 years ago

Kommissar just implied that he had a realistic expectation of life.

dhg4983

12 years ago

what if you do all this kind of stuff stone cold sober?

GhengisCon

12 years ago

I’ve done most of that crap while drunk. Guess we should bring back prohibition.

Bakudai

Author

12 years ago

I was just telling someone the other day how the reason we don’t have many car break ins here is due to everyone smoking pot. Further inland where more people use things like meth, cars are broken into all the time. Pot just makes you lazy and hungry, and if you abuse it you tend to lose ambition.
The previous ending that said “spent night in jail” was just silly. Doing something stupid enough to send you to jail just seems like so much effort when you smoke pot, it is so much easier to just take a nap or drink some chocolate milk.
These are my assertions based on about 10 years of studying friends who smoke pot.