Mass Murderer or Excited Kid?

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6 year old Cub Scout in Christina School District in Deleware brought a Scouting Knife to school. Stupidy ensues as common sense is thrown out the window.


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    28 Responses ttto Mass Murderer or Excited Kid?

    1. RSIxidor says:

      Dude, multi-tools are fucking awesome.

      And I bet that knife was dull as a turd. The fork would have done more damage, likely.

    2. natedog says:


    3. Kishi says:

      I had a Swiss Army knife my uncle gave me, and while I couldn’t have hurt anyone with the blades, I could have probably fucked someone up badly with that corkscrew. Plus it was rusty, so tetanus, bitch!

    4. nyoki says:

      Ridiculous. Zero tolerance is for idiots that can’t tell the difference between a mass murdering 6 year and a normal kid.

    5. deleted_user says:

      “pausing as he practiced writing lower-case letters with his mother”

      Don’t let his age fool you.

      Kids these days are dangerous.

      8 year olds are having kids.

    6. Dragunov says:

      It’s shit like this that make me lose faith in mankind.

    7. grammarrobot says:

      As outrageous as this story is, I’m still very disappointed in the motivational poster.

    8. Gilly says:

      I could take 22, and DAMMIT I’M NOT THAT OLD.
      Young, tender twenty…sniff…I will crush all fice year olds to regain and secure my faing youth FOREVER!

    9. Luke Magnifico says:

      1, this kid’s a fag. “Zachary wears a suit and tie some days to school by his own choice because he takes school so seriously”, WTF.

      2, was it one of those knives you can split in half? Because if not, RAAAAGE. What the hell is the point in having a knife connected to a fork? How am I meant to cut my food?

    10. malcypoo says:

      Kid in my highschool brought a katana to school once. Got a day of suspension. This whole “No Tolerance” crap is retarded, and inconsistant

      • natedog says:

        if you bring a katana to school you should be expelled, fag­got

        • malcypoo says:

          As I said, it’s retarded. All the high schools in my town just spen a few million dollars to build fences with gates and gate houses. Except that they don’t actually enclose the school…

        • nyoki says:

          I think you misunderstood his point. A kid (in high school) w/ a katana should be expelled, instead they only gave him 1 day, while a 6 year old faces 45 days for bringing a swiss-knife-lite. That’s stupid and, I think, that was the point.

    11. cpnichol says:

      I took a 3ft sword to school. It was with their permission though, they wanted to borrow it for the school play.

    12. RayneC says:

      Fucking ridiculous

      on another note, I can take 31. Beat that, motherfuckers.

    13. When this kid grows up he will go to jail for killing casemeths, hopefully.
      Then he gets a medal.

    14. GrandAdmiralThrawn says:

      You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

    15. nyoki says:

      The only reason I could take 30 is because of strength. Since I’ve been doing p/t, forever it seems, I have really built up muscles that I didn’t know I had.

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