Kiddie Toy WTFs

Added on September 19th, 2009 by natedog | Report Post
Tags:Toys, WTF

Pole Dancer

Watch your 8 year old breastfeed a doll

Kiddie STDs

nippal tassals for pre-sluts

OMG SHAVE TEH BABBY

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freakymescan (#7305)

16 years ago

Seen this news article just this week. Worst toys put on the market, or something like that. Was expecting to see Harry Potter’s vibrating broom that all the girls loved.

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

16 years ago

Pole dancer is seriously wrong. That has to be a gag gift.
Bebe? Pretty freakin weird. Cant the kid just mimic breastfeeding?
Awesome. We have HepC, and I want a bunch more.
Wat?
Shock art.

TGGeko (#2562)

16 years ago

Its about time people made plush toys out of microscopic organisms, those things are adorable!

nyoki (#3444)

16 years ago

I want to see the people who have bought these toys.

parasitegod (#1731)

16 years ago

The STD toys are sold over here in england NOT marketed at children and more people with, well, a sense of humour. There are other diseases too.

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

16 years ago

I have quite a few of the Giant Microbes (used to be advertised on MCS, I believe). They’ve made for a couple of awkward conversations.
“Hey, what did you get for your birthday?”
“Well, my co-worker gave me herpes.”

compasseagle89 (#5061)

16 years ago

got the microbes

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/

TGGeko (#2562)

Reply to compasseagle89

16 years ago

those are so cute!

deleted_user (#667)

16 years ago

Do we really need to encourage the youth even further?

Today at work, there was a 12 year old girl with really big tits.

I had to ask how old she was.

She even had part of her hair bleached in a fashioned way…

Fucking kids…

jediadept (#3758)

Reply to deleted_user

16 years ago

What did she say when you asked for her phone number?

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deleted_user (#667)

Reply to jediadept

16 years ago

“I love it in the ass”

jediadept (#3758)

Reply to deleted_user

16 years ago

I set it up, and BAM! he hits it out of the park!

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lemon floor wax (#9750)

Reply to jediadept

16 years ago

I head that CM was fucking this girl in the ass and then told her to turn around and suck it. She said, “That’s really degrading.” And he replied, “That’s a big word for a twelve year old.”