Paper Sissor Rock

Paper Sissor Rock


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    orchunter

    Looks like paper wins.

    Billy Manic

    inb4 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS YOU IDIOT

    gt7h1

    Paper cut!

    DisplacedTexan

    I like rock, paper, scissors — two-thirds…. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they’re destroyed, I can’t cut stuff — I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together — you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.

    -demetri martin

    DisplacedTexan

    tiki, sissor?

    tiki god

    @Billy Manic:
    are you fucking retarded? it’s paper scissor rock. only retarded fucks who don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground call it “rock paper scissors”. Are you a retarded fuck? if so, go ahead, keep calling it the retarded fuck’s way. If you’re NOT a retarded fuck, then call it what it’s supposed to be called.

    Paper
    Scissor
    ROCK.

    MrElzebub

    Somebody comes at me with paper, I’ll hit ’em with a rock. See who wins now bitch.

    rattybad

    @DisplacedTexan: But rock is immobile; rocks can’t *move*. Once paper covers rock, rock’s strength—its fearsome outer appearance—is usurped by the emasculating paper exterior which it is helpless to act against BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING ROCK AND IT CAN’T MOVE.

    Liam4Now

    Let the immortal debate rage on!!

    Billy Manic

    @tiki god: I wasn’t correcting you, only calling out those who will correct you 😀

    Except now I’m correcting you.
    Rock.
    Paper.
    Scissors.

    RSIxidor

    @tiki god:
    Its rock, paper, scissors. You loooooose.

    @rattybad:
    Your logic is flawed. The paper and the scissors also cannot move. I would except the emasculation if the paper is pink with doilies or flowers or some shit like that.

    rattybad

    @RSIxidor: Perhaps I should have said that the game does not allow for counterattacks, so really dominance boils down to “paper sneak attacks rock,” “rock gets the jump on scissors,” and “scissors scares the shit outta paper.”