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Things to say during sex

Added on April 21st, 2009 by | Report Post
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“Who`s your abusive stepfather?!?”
Yeah. Not so sexy.


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    Awesome1

    I’m going to pound the farts out of you!! I’m dying right now.

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    pantsoffdanceoff

    This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.

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    RSIxidor

    Hello vicar

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    nyoki

    I just pooped. No…Really.

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    TGGeko

    I rule. At fucking. My Job. Is Trucking. Don’t Stop. Keep Sucking.

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    joodles

    Heil Hitler! Haha.
    As someone who has only ever gotten tips on this from N.W.A. lyrics, this is very useful.

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    Queensly

    “I’m going to pound the farts out of you”
    I wee’d a little.

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    borandi

    Here’s a dollar. In change. (Mostly pennies.)

    ROFL I want this as a poster.

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    deuce

    lol irl.

    Sauce?

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    kavi09

    lmao
    i’m guessing this will be helpful when the whole “sex” thing happens to me

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    joodles

    kavi09: What if you get distracted trying to remember stuff? Or you only remember stuff from the bad side?

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    nyoki

    joodles: Zip up the pants and walk away. Said person would clearly not ready for sex. 😉

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    nyoki

    nyokki: Forgive my sucky sentence. That’s what happens when you’re typing one sentence and also thinking of an alternative.

    Said person is clearly not ready for sex.

    or

    Said person would clearly bot be ready for sex.

    or

    ‘Sumptin like that.

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    RSIxidor

    nyokki:
    sentence fail

    nyokki:
    explanation of alternate sentence fail

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    nyoki

    Thanx for the slightly tardy fail notice.

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