Well, to answer those last two questions, Outoffocus travelled (presumably) huge distances and spend lots of money to photograph novelty t-shirts in English and a religious phallic symbol.

Oh yeah and there’s the cannonical ‘op is a douche’ thread he made last week. All the pieces are falling into place.

Well, by ‘canonical’ I mean standard and generally recognized. I think if some new person were to ask “Can you show me an example of someone being a complete and total douche on MCS” I think virtually everyone would point to your piercing-lesbian thread. You’re the “Piano C Major” of idiots. You’re the “Amo Amas Amat” of completely clueless morons. You’re lesson one: You’re so immediately obvious and widely accepted for what you are that you’re the basics.

No, thought, I’m not particularly jealous of your trip. I probably speak more languages than you’ve been to countries. I was giggling over bad English and foreign phallic symbols when you were in diapers. What concerns me is that I was, like, 12 and you look like you’re in your twenties.

“To be totally honest, your response doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. I can see the words but if there’s a point beyond “I don’t like your posts, therefore I don’t like you”,

I said you were a douche, then I explained that you are a douche but you’ll never understand why. And then you act like a douche but don’t really get it. It’s a beautiful little dance.

No. It’s Caio.

Huh?