helicopters – they can not actually fly, they just so ugly the earth repels them

helicopters - they can not actually fly, they just so ugly the earth repels them


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    DemolitionsGeek

    Nobody else thought this was funny, either?

    pauld

    My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.

    the_redstar_swl

    Actually they’re propelled by the screams of the crew and passengers.

    Stolid

    They beat the air into submission…

    frogurtx

    Like a mechanical Chuck Norris.

    ack

    Proof of Fail.

    Hilarity Clinton is much uglier and she does not fly, therefore statement is false.

    DemolitionsGeek

    My old man always said, “If you’re not shit-scared when flying your bird, you’re damn well not flying it right.”

    Then he died in a plane crash.

    Awesome?

    DemolitionsGeek

    It’s probably worth noting here that I work on helicopter avionics and will be training as a pilot once the Navy pays for my degree.

    I’ll most likely also be dying in a aircraft crash, due to flying like a complete badass.

    jose_lucca

    Mi-28 Havoc

    TGGeko

    Well, I lol’d…

    Recondomoe

    Ack is so correct.

    Every time you return it is a crash-a very controlled crash. Remember auto-rotating in
    UH-1H leaving ruts about 6″ deep in dry hard dirt.

    Kaze

    DemolitionsGeek will make a crater out of American Enginuity, Fail, and badassery.

    Best death.

    parasitegod

    Pauld; “My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.”

    Something along these lines occasionally comes up whenever you die in COD 4.

    DemolitionsGeek

    Kaze; It won’t be soo much Fail as much as “Well, crew, we’re out of HELLFIRE rockets SOOOOO I’m just gunna fly this bad boy dick-first int the target. Good thing is, nobody in this chopter is going to die alone!” (Starts playing “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” and kicks the throttle forward)

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