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DemolitionsGeek

Nobody else thought this was funny, either?

pauld

My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.

the_redstar_swl

Actually they’re propelled by the screams of the crew and passengers.

Stolid

They beat the air into submission…

frogurtx

Like a mechanical Chuck Norris.

ack

Proof of Fail.

Hilarity Clinton is much uglier and she does not fly, therefore statement is false.

DemolitionsGeek

My old man always said, “If you’re not shit-scared when flying your bird, you’re damn well not flying it right.”

Then he died in a plane crash.

Awesome?

DemolitionsGeek

It’s probably worth noting here that I work on helicopter avionics and will be training as a pilot once the Navy pays for my degree.

I’ll most likely also be dying in a aircraft crash, due to flying like a complete badass.

jose_lucca

Mi-28 Havoc

TGGeko

Well, I lol’d…

Recondomoe

Ack is so correct.

Every time you return it is a crash-a very controlled crash. Remember auto-rotating in
UH-1H leaving ruts about 6″ deep in dry hard dirt.

Kaze

DemolitionsGeek will make a crater out of American Enginuity, Fail, and badassery.

Best death.

parasitegod

Pauld; “My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.”

Something along these lines occasionally comes up whenever you die in COD 4.

DemolitionsGeek

Kaze; It won’t be soo much Fail as much as “Well, crew, we’re out of HELLFIRE rockets SOOOOO I’m just gunna fly this bad boy dick-first int the target. Good thing is, nobody in this chopter is going to die alone!” (Starts playing “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” and kicks the throttle forward)