Centaurs Not Allowed

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    Billy Manic

    Oh man..

    Brevity Truta

    Centaurs aren’t sensical at all. Two torsos, wtf? Or is the horse one a storage locker for oats, furry porn, and spare arrows?

    They just look silly to me. But not as silly as that sign. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it, hehe.

    deuce

    Why wouldn’t a centaur have just a regular penis? This sign suggests that, along with an extra set of limbs, they have two penises.

    And yes, I have seen porn of that very concept.

    Caio

    man lame mantaur porn is all so obviously shopped and yet they seem to take it more seriously than fans of regular porn wtf is up with that?

    bytehead

    What’s everybody got against Sagitarii? (I are one two)

    Brevity Truta

    It’s like the more inherently ridiculous something is, the more seriously and fervently a devotee has to take it, to avoid looking like an idiot for liking something so silly. See: cosplayers, cult devotees, and so on.

    Sagitarii, reclaim your lovely twinkly constellation and noble birthright from the grubby hands of mantaurs now!

    Sticky

    What man wouldn’t want a penis so large it has to grow legs to adapt?

    pedantic
    Brevity Truta

    At least when he wasn’t needing to erect it, eh, Sticky.

    Almost had me there, Pedantic (so artistic, and the pleasure of two pussies, oh boy) but no, it’s just silly, silly, silly.

    Phyreblade

    This is clearly a case of centaur double horse penis envy…

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