Diabeetus, I thought your religion required you to believe that the world was only 4000 years old or something.
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I read about this in some popsci book once. Like most things in the book, I went ‘oohh and ahh’ and was delighted by the story of the yellowstone summer employees who were sneaking around at night, linked arms to jump over a creek, but had actually lost their way and jumped into boiling water. But then it all just kind of faded to the back of my memories.
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newai, tiny iranians are hiding under yellowstone, yadda yadda yadda