All pump is pre pay

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lol. funny.


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    zeehond23
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    I do this all the time at the message board at the super market :p

    Sticky
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    That’s something I’d do. :p

    Shanghai_Factor
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    There was a YouTube video somewhere of a Japanese gameshow. The contestants had to say a tongue-twister..and if they failed, they got smacked in the nuts. Anyway, I think that’s an effective method of teaching that we should use on the youth here in America. I just can’t see, after my many years of public schooling, how ANYONE can possibly mix up “they’re,” “there,” and “their,” or “your” and “you’re,” or any of those other most basic English skills. They were drilled in to us every single year, how can you STILL get it wrong? Let me stop before this… Read more »

    Kaze
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    All my pump are belong to pay?
    I have no gas to survive, drive my time.

    Caio
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    Hi, just wondering, Shanghai Factor, what’s your fucking problem? ‘All pump is pre-pay’ might not be the Queen’s English, but could you not understand it? Try moving from country to country and learning the languages along the way sometime. You’ll see how nice it is when you’re subjected to a xenophobic rant by some (generally elderly, friendless, ugly) fucker for making a simple grammatical mistake. As for that pronoun stuff, it’s the well-educated who should be ashamed, not the people who mess it up. Every other major language whose spelling has become inconsistent and/or archaic over the years has had… Read more »

    Kaze
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    That sounds like terrorist talk to me…

    /reports to Dubya

    beep beep
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    As an Italian speaker, I will just say that Italian does not need to reform its orthography because every letter is pronounced in a word. You do not have that silent letter shit in Italian like you do in English.
    Which is why there are no spelling bees in Italy.

    Kaze
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    Alright, I’m bored, and I’m looking for something to do at work. So here, I’ve been saying for a long time I should put a tutorial up on this so here you go. Those people that I actually talk to (which.. actually would be none of you, so never mind) can know what in the hell I’m saying. (Also note, this was devised primarily as a written language, not as a spoken one, which becomes apparent when the subtle differences are all but imperceivable) The structure behind it was devised as a more precise way to align ownership more efficiently,… Read more »

    Jeros
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    I can see both Ciao and Shanghai’s point of view, and think I have formulated an adequate compromise. English could use a reform, I’ve no doubt about that. Also, as long as he is able to make his point a traveler should not have to learn every nuance of a complicated language. However if you’re going to be in a customer service role you need to learn the fucking language or GTFO. Oh, and nice troll there Ciao, you have obviously mastered the English language well enough to flame an English teacher on a message board dominated by grammar natzis.… Read more »

    Serix
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    Jeros, you spelled “nazis” wrong 😉

    Sepet Dalv
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    Kaze, that looks interesting o.o So, from what i gathered, your trying to make communication more defined? Also, what language/s did you use as a basis for it?

    sansbutt
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    why the hell does anyone give a crap about that guys damn language?

    sansbutt
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    haha ps, i believe you guys forget the simple laws of the internet, something about how arguing on the internet is like participating in the special olympics, something like that… idk it was kinda difficult to understand 😉