morning pee

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this has happened to me a couple times. also: having to wait for that stupid thing to point in the right direction.


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    natedog

    IF IT’S HAPPENED TO YOU TOO, THEN WHY YOU HATIN ON TEH KITTEHS?

    tiki god

    cause the kittehs are teh stupid

    TheLotusEater725

    I can’t pee when i haz woods.

    RobWar

    do a hand stand

    rfreedii

    I’m getting stronger as I get older. It’s easier to hold it down now…

    Kik Dogg

    You will regret that one day.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    This has never happened to me.

    mikoyangurevich15

    Like I always say,blast it with piss.

    Puulaahi

    Paint a picture!

    Howie Feltersnatch

    This is why you do the morning pee in the shower.

    becauseofoz

    Ditto. Do it so often, I forget its a thing

    storminator

    “Standing for the queen, eh? That’s why god created sinks!” Harold Hedd

    becauseofoz

    Hahahahaha!!! ssssshhhhhh!!!

    Belbo

    I think anybody who has had their dick for more than one day can avoid this scenario.

    juiceyfruit

    obviously you have had a dick for less than a day.

    Belbo

    The matriarch of your family tree has had it for years

    juiceyfruit

    no u, etc

    Adrian

    so if this is your problem, why don’t you just sit down? It’s not rocket science or anything!?

    hellb0y666

    You will probably pee on your face… bad idea… the sink and the shower works better.

    TheBleakranger

    Sit to pee!? what are you, a female?

    brucecpu

    When I was younger I walked backwards 4 ft. from the toilet. Created an arch, like a urine rainbow.