Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Added on September 12th, 2008 by henry456 | Report Post
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Oh Kevin Smith, how I love thee

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TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca (#238)

15 years ago

Kevin Smith sucks. One note and its pretty damned flat.

His career has consisted of ‘Clerks’ and ‘shit’ in a ratio of 1:10. Yet he still thinks he’s talented and is in a position to criticize others?

Oh this movie sucks too. They’re now trying to revive him by trying to trick people into thinking they’re getting one of the usual Apatow comedies? Shameful. That’s how low that fat fuck has sunk.

youoxymoron (#1253)

15 years ago

*cough cough* DOGMA *cough cough*

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin’ coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin’ fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin’ blunts and smokin um’
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya … yeah, what.

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

also, WTF kind of name is Miri?

youoxymoron (#1253)

15 years ago

@natedog, i loled

Dreth (#983)

15 years ago

I do agree with mAgnUS BUTTfoorson.

terwilligher (#3649)

15 years ago

dogma really is one of the best movies ever made. at least if you’re a lapsed catholic. it’s like kevin is talking just to me.

MrDooves (#4056)

15 years ago

Even the worst Kevin Smith movie contains
more clever content than most of hollywood schlock. His wit and sense of humor are legendary.
Anyone that doesn’t get that, is just too stupid to understand. … except for Jersey Girl.
Shit that was terrible.
Seth Rogan in a Kevin Smith movie? This might be the
big comeback. Can’t we all have hope?

deuce (#933)

15 years ago

I really, REALLY don’t wanna even THINK about Seth Rogan in a por… in a p…. po– HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH oh god my shoes

Caio (#104)

15 years ago

Kevin Smith stopped being funny right around the first time I heard one of his fanboys say “view askewniverse”

outofocus (#3862)

15 years ago

For a chubby guy, Seth Rogan isn’t actually that bad looking but yeah, I don’t want to see him in a porn.

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t worship Kevin Smith. In the past, whenever I’d say “Yeah, I didn’t even watch Clerks all the way through…” people would jump all over me. I can’t help it that watching people on TV make the same jokes my friends where making when I was 14 isn’t amusing for me.

Dogma was probably the highlight of his movies for me and even then I felt I could have spent my time better.

RSIxidor (#950)

15 years ago

Did Duece just wank on his shoes?

Shouryuu (#4504)

15 years ago

@MrDooves I completely agree, jersey Girl sucked, immensely. I did enjoy his other movies tho, they were really funny, Mall Rats was my favorite. I almost stink-palmed my principal during graduation, but then id also smell of shit and to hell with that.