Crayola Emos

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  • Jesus Rave

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    Indeed, why not?

    I have seen the end!

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    No one was spared, not even the children

    K-Mart’s Upsidedown Christmas Tree

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    I thought it was a photoshop, or a hoax, until I went and searched the K-Mart website.

    Kids will love this tree as it leaves even more room for presents! The tree hangs from the ceiling and is a not only a great conversation piece, but very practical as well, taking up virtually no floor space. This specialty foliage tree has 550 Clear bulbs and 2050 tips.

    Wiimote Fighter

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    Attention Whore

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    I’m just posting this here so I can hotlink it to a LJ account….someone just met Stephen Colbert, and they’re bragging bout it.  Lucky fucks.

    Tactics Motivational Poster

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    Why does this man put on a dress every chance he can?  Not that I mind, teehee

    Patriotism = No Questions

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    Patriotism
    Means
    No Questions
    (A Message from the ministry of homeland security)

    In Soviet Russia

    In Soviet Russia
    It would hit YOU!
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    White Hole

    The opposite of a black hole?
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    Search Bar Pron

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    Well Fuck Your Shit

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    Cause you can never get enough Lazy Town, right?

    George Bush Caught With Panties

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    Anyone have any fucking clue wtf this is about?

    Dear Fucker

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    “You are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that’s fucking true.  no matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you.  I will fucking be there for you, whenever the fuck you need me.  To lend you a fucking hand, to do a fucking good deed.  So just fucking call on me, whenever the fuck you need anything.  Fuck… I will always be there, even to the bitter fuckin end.  Forward this promise to all your fucking friends to show your fucking friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you…”

    Brokebudget Mountain

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  • Caught The Gay

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    Looks like you caught the gay!

    Natalie Portman

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    Good god she is so yummy looking!

    Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

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    “Someone from the Cyna Colleges called. They said that Pabst Beer is fine.I thought you didn’t like beer??”

    404: Please Die

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    X-Box Is Hueg

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    Caps Lock Humor

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    From the glorious Maddox

    Civil War Pterodactyl

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    Fat Giraffe

     

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    Do Not Disturb Door Sign

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    Isn’t that just the cutest little sex drawing?

    Bison Brain Buckets

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    I got this from wikipedia a loooong time ago (like a year ago!), and I was just amazed at the size of the pile of dead animal skulls.  I mean, wtf FTW, right?

    Mr Pidass on line 1

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    Free of Moral Contraints

    Anyone know the sauce of this?
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    God Did Say Unto Noah

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    And god did say to Noah “Noah, you must construct additional pylons.”

    House Is God?

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    So, from the image, how did I decide he was god?  eh?  anyone?

    Calls For Cthulu

    They pimp a website at the end www.callsforcthulhu.com, but it doesn’t work for me.

    [edit: looks like I still don’t know how to speel correctly. Fixed the link, and it does work!]

    Kick Ass Helmet Airbrushing

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    Battlestar Galactica Cosplayers

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    Damn cylons are hitting the twinkies a little hard

    New Ghost Busters Cartoon

    I heard it was like, for realz.  Is it for realz internets?  Can you tell me?

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    A Reminder: Proof Read Your Tattoos

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    That’s going to hurt coming off!

    Firefox Wallpaper

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    Votes Do Not Count

    “It’s not who votes that counts.  It’s who counts the votes.”

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    Wahoo’s Fish Taco

    Back when A-9 was doing some stuff on mturk, I ran across this place.  Gotta love the name of the taco joint.

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    Evolution of Religion

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    Gimme Gimme Gimme!