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  • Mark Foley = Gay Republican

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    Foley now a Democrat accoring to Fox!
    At least three different times, during three different video cutaways during two different segments on Fox’s O’Reilly Fact this evening, disgraced Florida REPUBLICAN congressman Mark Foley is shown as being a DEMOCRAT!
    Screenshot from 6/3/06, O’Reilly Factor — Bradblog.com

    Garfield Movies Sux

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    Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

    Stolen from Ubergeeks:
    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT :

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
    ABBOTT: Your computer?
    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou
    ABBOTT: What about Windows?
    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
    COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
    ABBOTT: I just did.
    COSTELLO: You just did what?
    ABBOTT: Recommend something.
    COSTELLO: You recommended something?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: For my office?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
    COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
    ABBOTT: Word.
    COSTELLO: What word?
    ABBOTT: Word in Office.
    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
    COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
    COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
    ABBOTT: One copy.
    COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
    (A few days later)
    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
    ABBOTT: Click on “START…”

    Cthulhu Groupies

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    I’m not sure they’re intended to be Cthulhuish, but they sure do look it to me.

    Where do you unload it?

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    For a quick explanation: Maf54 = US congressman Mark Foley
    And for an indepth XXX explantion, click beyond the cut:

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    Final History On Iraq

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    “…when the final history is written on iraq, it’ll look just like a comma…”
    –Present GW Bush

    Oral T-Shirt

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    Condi-Vampi

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    Day Clock

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    You know, I laughed when I saw the dayclock, and then I realized that I need one for my office. Somedays, I got through the entire day thinking that it’s Tuesday, when it’s really been Monday all day long.

    You’re A Liberal

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    Post-It Notes

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  • I’d Tap That Ass

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    Princess Leia Cosplayers

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    So, the question I have: Did these girls decide to dress up like this themselves, or were they ‘pressured’ by their boyfriends? Either way, Star Wars cosplayers rock.

    Emo Bear

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    Lego Aircraft Carrier

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    Holy crap, that’s a lot of legos, and an awesome sight.

    Smoking smells like what?

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    I used to smoke, still do on occasions, but smelling a room or car after someone smokes in it…ugh

    Firefly Goofy Fucks

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    Russian Micho

    I wonder if all cats in Russia have to wear those little outfits

    Russian Micho


    He actually looks pretty calm about the whole thing!

    6000 SUX: An American Tradition

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    I’d buy that for a dollar!

    John F. Kennedy Was A Liberal

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    “If by a ‘Liberal’ they mean
    someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who
    welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who
    cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their
    housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights,
    and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can
    break through the stalemate and suspicions
    that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean
    by a ‘Liberal,’ then I’m proud to say I’m a ‘Liberal.'”John F. Kennedy, Democrat

    The Internet: On Disk

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    MooseKnuckle

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    This is wrong on so many levels, but it’s d#mn funny.

    Democrats Are Sexy

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    Big Glass Bong

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    Haven’t seen weed in years.  How crazy is that?

    Has Anyone Seen My Bike?

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