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  • Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

    Stolen from Ubergeeks:
    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT :

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
    ABBOTT: Your computer?
    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou
    ABBOTT: What about Windows?
    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
    COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
    ABBOTT: I just did.
    COSTELLO: You just did what?
    ABBOTT: Recommend something.
    COSTELLO: You recommended something?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: For my office?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
    COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
    ABBOTT: Word.
    COSTELLO: What word?
    ABBOTT: Word in Office.
    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
    COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
    COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
    ABBOTT: One copy.
    COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
    (A few days later)
    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
    ABBOTT: Click on “START…”

    Cthulhu Groupies

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    I’m not sure they’re intended to be Cthulhuish, but they sure do look it to me.

    Where do you unload it?

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    For a quick explanation: Maf54 = US congressman Mark Foley
    And for an indepth XXX explantion, click beyond the cut:

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    Final History On Iraq

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    “…when the final history is written on iraq, it’ll look just like a comma…”
    –Present GW Bush

    Oral T-Shirt

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    Condi-Vampi

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    Day Clock

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    You know, I laughed when I saw the dayclock, and then I realized that I need one for my office. Somedays, I got through the entire day thinking that it’s Tuesday, when it’s really been Monday all day long.

    You’re A Liberal

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    Post-It Notes

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    I’d Tap That Ass

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  • Princess Leia Cosplayers

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    So, the question I have: Did these girls decide to dress up like this themselves, or were they ‘pressured’ by their boyfriends? Either way, Star Wars cosplayers rock.

    Emo Bear

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    Lego Aircraft Carrier

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    Holy crap, that’s a lot of legos, and an awesome sight.

    Smoking smells like what?

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    I used to smoke, still do on occasions, but smelling a room or car after someone smokes in it…ugh

    Firefly Goofy Fucks

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    Russian Micho

    I wonder if all cats in Russia have to wear those little outfits

    Russian Micho


    He actually looks pretty calm about the whole thing!

    6000 SUX: An American Tradition

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    I’d buy that for a dollar!

    John F. Kennedy Was A Liberal

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    “If by a ‘Liberal’ they mean
    someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who
    welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who
    cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their
    housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights,
    and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can
    break through the stalemate and suspicions
    that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean
    by a ‘Liberal,’ then I’m proud to say I’m a ‘Liberal.'”John F. Kennedy, Democrat

    The Internet: On Disk

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    MooseKnuckle

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    This is wrong on so many levels, but it’s d#mn funny.

    Democrats Are Sexy

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    Big Glass Bong

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    Haven’t seen weed in years.  How crazy is that?

    Has Anyone Seen My Bike?

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