Sofa King

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  • Press Any Key

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    The Fuck It Key

    Another Wolverine Piercing

    Remember this? Well here’s another one!

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    [edit]

    I put this up, and then 20 minutes later was reading boing boing…and it’s up there too!

    Dodge = Pussy?

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    Helpful Clippy

    He’s just so helpful!

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    The Prayer Antenna

    First, the picture:

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    Then a brief description from the website I got the picture from:

    The Prayer Antenna is part of a series of Religious Technological Artifacts that I am making. The Antenna receives signals from God (yes, your God). The Antenna currently takes the form of a surplus / thrift-store motor-cycle helmet (or similar) that is ornately ordained and fitted with sufficient technology to receive signals. The helmet bristles like a porcupine with many different antennas. The visor is blacked out. Integrated headphones allow the worshipper to experience the signals. Sufficient controls allow the worshipper to tune the signals. The helmet is mounted to the wall on an ornate arm (at around waist level) and a small kneeling stool is provided (like a prayer kneeler). To use the Antenna the worshipper must kneel on the stool and inset their head into the helmet. The wall and surrounding are painted with a decorative pattern.

    And then I saw, wtf?

    Dune Wallpaper

    My current Wallpaper:

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    God The Father Action Figure

    First, there was the Jesus Christ Action Figure.

    Now, I happily present to you God The Father!

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    “with kalashnikov AK-47

    assault rifle

    hallowed cloak of invulnerability “

    So why does the almighty god need a cloak of invulnerability?

    Poor Cockroaches

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    PLEASE
    Don’t throw
    your cigarette ends
    on the floor,
    the cockroaches
    are getting cancer

    Yo Yo, fo shizzle my nizzle, I got yo grill rite er Boooooi

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    Looks like McDonalds is trying too hard again.

    Racist Stereotype

    Today’s lesson:

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    Stereotypes are there for a reason

    And with that little instructional, I’m hungry for some watermellon!

    Emos

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    Now, with 25% more added angst,
    The only cerial that understands you
    and a Free Razor to prove your hardcore!

    Care Bear WTF

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    because I’m always on sites like space_ghetto and 4chan, I’m used to the sick shit in the world, but this one made me laugh and say “WTF”.
    WTF indeed.

    Chinese Doritos

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    Anyone know if these are for real? WTF is going on here?

  • No Fun Being Dead

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    I have no clue what these were for, but I can imagine that it was for either a anti-drug, anti-drinking, or
    anti-depression campain of some sort. Sadly, the url listed on it is a link farm now 🙁

    [EDIT] Looks like I was wrong, nofunbeingdead.com actually does work.

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    Everyone’s Pal

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    You may think she’s your “gal”,

    But she may be everyone’s pal.

    All women are filthy, lying whores.

    Lion Warning Box

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    A Lion!
    Quick! Get in the car!

    Cthulhu Crouches

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    The Last Happy Meal

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    Moving Spheres

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    The Eyes of House

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    Got to watch TV for the first time in a few months, and caught a couple episodes of House, and I’ll have to admit, I liked it.

    Dr Tran is WIN!

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    I love Dr Tran!

    Death Motivational Poster

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    “Taking the fun out of life for 600 Million years.”

    Stan Lee- The Man

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    Credit Trap

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    Portapotty Puppy

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    Cause when you gotta go, you gotta go.

    Drunk Cthulhu

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    Clinton Painting

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    You know what this reminds me of? Those pictures that the police had removed kids from kiddy porn, and wanted help identifying the locations. This one looks like it’s missing an intern on her knees or something. I dunno.

    Racist Steps of Evolution Part 2

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    Made by an European perhaps? I’m betting so, lolz

    Yeoman Rand

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    OMG Spoilers

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    Noob Beer

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    Is it for real?

    Star Wars Rocks 2

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    Oh hell yeah!