go cry, emo kid / kitten

Jack Daniel’s Old Number Seven

Am I seriously drinking at 2pm?  Yep.  Should you contact me?  Yep.

Wasp Home Building

Lego Guitar

Monster Golf Cart

Jane Fonda On Colbert’s Lap

Doggy Biker

I asked for ketchup…this is tataaaaar!

[300]

Internet Sucks – Come Here For Your Erotic Needs

Yeah, but will I get arrested if I wipe out my usb cable?

Furry Friday

Because furries are NSFW no matter what the circumstance or situation:

(more…)

I Make Milk, what’s your superpower?

When you download mp3s…

Business Hours

Touched by his noodly appendage

Door To Door Mormons!

by someone on myspace

Darth Vader – Worst Movie Moment EVER?

God I cringe every time I see this shit.

Sloth – Agoraphobia

[7 Deadly Sins]

Transformers Live Action Movie Promo

lots more of these failures over at Micheal Bay’s website.

Chloroform Date Assistant

After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.

Somafm.com

Does anyone else listen to Groove Salad from Somafm.com?  They’ve been pimping the Internet Radio Equality Act a LOT, and with good cause.  I listen to them from work practically every day, and since they’re commercial free I can depend on nothing too crazy popping up out of nowhere.  Do yourself a favor and check them out, and then check out their post on the IREA.  I support SomaFM completely!

[300]

There was a young man from Wales

There was a young man from Wales
Whose yachting technique never fails.
He dines on baked beans
And plenty of greens,
And his farts put the wind in the sails.

—Daily Dirty Limerick 

Bomb Squad Sum Bitch

Blade’s First Appearance

Oh how things change.

Faux News

OH god, how did this get here i am not good with computer

Cat Propaganda Poster

Aristoi made this and sent it in!

Action shots behind the cut :

Hunter Needs Glasses Cartoon

Fantastic Four – Rise of The Silver Surfer Mr Fantastic Movie Poster

via iesb
[fantastic four]

Big Bang Theory

California Ablaze

Image from the NASA Earth Observatory

[edit: whoops. not california, northern mexico]

Computer Keyboard Prank

Blogroll

Everyone’s always asking me where I find such delightful imagery to share with the world. Now, I finally have a method of showing all of you my RSS subscription feeds, thanks to bloglines!

Beware of Dog / Cat can’t be trusted either

Overloaded Trucks

now that’s what i call carpooling!

*you are here

flame war!

Wake up to illegal file-sharing – The risks aren’t worth it!

Actually I agree with pretty much all of this. I once had a conversation with a dude that was absolute adamant that he was ok, because he paid for the pro version of some shitty p2p client. I tried telling him that meant nothing, and he was an idiot for paying for it…

Audrey Hepburn vs Paris Hilton

So, um, who would you pick?

Peter Parker Jiggles

Seriously.  WTF?

Steven Hawkings In Space

Not so much space as zero gravity, but still.  It’s fucking Steven Hawkins.  FLOATING.

Serene Security

V For Vendetta Movie Poster

Bananas, I NEED THEM!

Keeley Hazell Wallpaper

Westboro Baptists Get Hit On By Gay

Via The Horny Oyster

Notice: This Sign Has Been Removed

Before that next download…

Attack Attack Iraq!

Another war will surely pull us out of recession!

A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises

A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises
Had boobs of unequal sizes.
The left one was small
And didn’t seem abnormal at all,
But the right one was so huge it won prizes.

From the Daily Dirty Limerick

Jack Daniels

I’m drinking some Jack Daniels tonight!

There are no girls on the internet

hot diggity damn, she’s cute

Also, photoshooped out the wazzoo.