A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises

A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises
Had boobs of unequal sizes.
The left one was small
And didn’t seem abnormal at all,
But the right one was so huge it won prizes.

From the Daily Dirty Limerick


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    Ando

    the version I know is:

    There once was a girl from Devizes,
    who had breasts of two different sizes.
    one was so small it was nothing at all,
    and the other so big it won prizes.

    Devizes is in the UK and rymes better.

    my favourite one is:

    There once was a lady from Dallas,
    Who used dynamite as a phallus.
    They found her vagina in North Carolina,
    And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.

    Ollie

    Cool. I used to have a girlfriend from Devizes. She had regular breasts though. Shame.