Math Humor

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  • Dog Found: Tasted Like Chicken

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    Male beagle found 11:30 AM on Tuesday, April 20, corner at 14th and Pine.  Approximately six months of age.  Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail.  Blue collar, but no tags.  Very friendly.

    Tasted like chicken.

    Optimus Prime Hoops

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    Nothing Logo

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    I remember when Nine Inch Nails was huge in my high school.  And then Rezner went to therapy.  Luckily, he came out just as fucked up as he went in, only with less drug dependencies.

    Metroid Wallpaper

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    I heard Metroid was a girl?  or are the metroids the badguys?  I dunno, I’ve never picked up the game, spinning was cool, but sonic did it better I think.

    Star Wars – Slave Leia

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    Hamburger Deliciousness

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    Anime Biker Chick

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    Dracula’s Dirt

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    Batgirl With Goggles

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    Flirt Vodka

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    Anyone ever try this vodka before?  I think I would like to try it out if it has this kind of effect.

    Divorce Wedding Cake

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    Not sure if this is the best way to start a marriage…

    Warhammer Space Marines = StarCraft Firebats?

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    Now that I’m familiar with the WH4k universe, I’m noticing a LOT of similarities between what the Blizzard crew is doing and the warhammer universe.  Is it just me or are they starting to really copy hardcore?

    You Have Failed, Please Die

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    Ton of Weed

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  • City In The Sky

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    Rodimus Prime

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    Looking at some of the shots of the new transformers movie, the robot they’re calling Optimus Prime actually looks more like Rodimus, who was a cool temporary replacement for Optimus

    Knight Rider 2008

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    WTF?  Did they reall need to make yet another Knight Rider movie?

    Halo 2 HQ Wallpaper

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    Furry Failure

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    Dark Side of the Moon

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    National Lampoon

    Only the best cover ever:

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    Whatever happened to these guys anyways?

    WTF? What the frak?

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    Ultimate Gun

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    Is this a real world gun?  used anywhere by the military?  or just by gun nuts?

    Miscarriage Announcement

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    Sexy Robot

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    Men And Their Robots

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    Never have I seen such geek power in one spot. RD-D2 Rawks

    Loving the internets

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    Mark Foley = Gay Republican

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    Foley now a Democrat accoring to Fox!
    At least three different times, during three different video cutaways during two different segments on Fox’s O’Reilly Fact this evening, disgraced Florida REPUBLICAN congressman Mark Foley is shown as being a DEMOCRAT!
    Screenshot from 6/3/06, O’Reilly Factor — Bradblog.com

    Garfield Movies Sux

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    Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

    Stolen from Ubergeeks:
    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT :

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
    ABBOTT: Your computer?
    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou
    ABBOTT: What about Windows?
    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
    COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
    ABBOTT: I just did.
    COSTELLO: You just did what?
    ABBOTT: Recommend something.
    COSTELLO: You recommended something?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: For my office?
    ABBOTT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
    ABBOTT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
    COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
    ABBOTT: Word.
    COSTELLO: What word?
    ABBOTT: Word in Office.
    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
    COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
    COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Money.
    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
    ABBOTT: One copy.
    COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
    (A few days later)
    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
    ABBOTT: Click on “START…”

    Cthulhu Groupies

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    I’m not sure they’re intended to be Cthulhuish, but they sure do look it to me.

    Where do you unload it?

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    For a quick explanation: Maf54 = US congressman Mark Foley
    And for an indepth XXX explantion, click beyond the cut:

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    Final History On Iraq

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    “…when the final history is written on iraq, it’ll look just like a comma…”
    –Present GW Bush

    Oral T-Shirt

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    Condi-Vampi

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