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  • Junior Anti-Sex League

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    It’s doubleplusgood

    Nightmare Is Over

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    Bush Resigns!
    The Nightmare Is Over!
    Oh god, how I want it to be true.

    Thousand Sons Dreadnaught

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    Artist: Kari Christensen (karichristensen.deviantart.com/)

    A Thousand Sons Chaos Space Marines Dreadnaught from Warhammer 40,000.

    Cell Phone Headstone

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    Electric Play Pen

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    For when you really really want to make sure Junior doesn’t get out.

    Cthulhu Road Hazard Sign

    This picture is HUEG (not huge, ok? ok) so it’s suitable for printing on massive printers

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    WarHammer Space Marines

    Let’s play “name that chapter”:

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    Santa Vs Easter Bunny

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    Oh!   Look at lil baby jesus eating up some chocolate!

    Zombie Jesus

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    Zombie Jesus reanimated his corpse for your sins!

    Where’s the baby?

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    My god this is funny, but there’s no url watermark on it, anyone know who did it?

    I’m so Goth

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    I’m so goth
    I shit bats.

  • Just a test of the emergency broadcast network

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    going out on a limb here and say he should have had a divorce a while ago, lolz

    Spiritual Safety Tip

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     What should you do if you find an atheist?
    Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they’ve got it all figured out…

    …but then why are they always so sad?

    If you find an atheist in your neighborhood.

    TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

    You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

    Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.

    Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches.  Let the adults handle them.

    I love how they make it out that atheists are grumpy baby eaters that would corrupt your soul with the slightest contact. “advanced witnessing techniques” indeed.

    America! Fuck Yeah!

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    Channeling some Team America spirit here.

    Nice Street Sign

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    NOTICE:

    While you are reading this there is a man in one of the windows high above you who is taking your photograph.  He will then make a wee model of you and put it with other wee models of other people then he plays weird games with them.

    You’re Doing It Wrong: Bagdad Edition

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    Someone let that soldier know he’s got a gun and now a bow and arrow!

    42 Below Honey Vodka

    Anyone try this stuff yet?
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    One Trillion Dollar Bill

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    LAN Party Eye Candy

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    Site is wonky

    the site’s going to be wonky over the next couple days, I’m moving hosts, and apparently all my wordpress themes and plugins were fucked in the transfer. Bare with me while I sort it all out.

    [edit: I think I got it all fixed, anyone see anything else I need to fix?]
    [edit: fixed the hotlink issue, remotely loaded images should work again, i.e. feedburner.]

    Humvee Battle Damage

    Someone needs to show these to Rumsfield, so he’ll finally realize why the military needs armor for their vehicles.

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    Silas’ Hand

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    President Bush- Holding The Fart In

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    Looks like someone asked him a hard question, like where the capitol of Texas is.

    Space Marines Artwork

    Gotta love me some Space Marines:

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    Wall Computer

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    Doesn’t look like it really works, cause there’s no power cable hooked up, no keyboard, and no video cables.  A cool idea though

    Tom Mabe Pranks Telemarketer With Own Death


    From the Consumerist

    Underwater Aeroplane

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    I think you missed the runway dude.

    Natalie Portman Rap Wallpaper

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    Damn, natalie is cute PISSED

    Warning: Dad Is Home

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    Dad is Home, and he’s been drinking.

    X-Box Is Huge

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    or is it Hueg?

    Choose Your Own Adventure

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    Worf In A Hat

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    Rich enough to buy a PS3

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    Seppuku Blood to Birds

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