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  • Dude Stole My Bike

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    Marlboro Blend 420

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    Only reason this hasn’t happened yet, is cause no one is serious about making money off it.

    Michelle Rodriquez

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    Cause she’s cute, and I liked the First Fast And Furious movie.

    Halo Morning Coffee

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    Lost Dog Poster

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    Gundam Shrine

    Apparently, there are Gundam shrines somewhere in the world?

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    Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Wallpaper

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    Just watched this again, and dug up a shiney wallpaper for my own use, figured I would share!

    Dark Angels Death Wing Space Marines

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    Artist: Kari Christensen (karichristensen.deviantart.com/)

    The First Company of the Dark Angels chapter of Space Marines (known as the Deathwing) from Warhammer 40,000.

    Tree Frog

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    Shuttle Launch, As Seen From ISS

    These come from Warren Ellis‘ blog, and were cool enough that I wanted to share them with the WORLD.

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    Sexual Twister Game

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    Hive World

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    Artist: Kari Christensen (karichristensen.deviantart.com/)

    One of the many hive worlds in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

    Uncle Sam Wants You!

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    To Not Elect A Dope Next Time

    Vin Diesel = Yummy

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  • Obscene Background

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    Such beautiful women, such bastards behind them.

    Almond Seed Illusion

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    Crystal Meth Promotional Posters

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    No one ever thinks they’ll wake up here. Meth will change that.
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    No one thinks they’ll try to tear off their own skin. Meth will change that.
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    No one thinks they’ll spend a romantic night here. Meth will change that.
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    No one thinks they’ll lose their virginity here. meth will change that.

    I Saw A Turtle

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    Those of you who have been around on fark.com for a while know what this means.

    IPod Ownz Ur Musac

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    Junior Anti-Sex League

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    It’s doubleplusgood

    Nightmare Is Over

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    Bush Resigns!
    The Nightmare Is Over!
    Oh god, how I want it to be true.

    Thousand Sons Dreadnaught

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    Artist: Kari Christensen (karichristensen.deviantart.com/)

    A Thousand Sons Chaos Space Marines Dreadnaught from Warhammer 40,000.

    Cell Phone Headstone

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    Electric Play Pen

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    For when you really really want to make sure Junior doesn’t get out.

    Cthulhu Road Hazard Sign

    This picture is HUEG (not huge, ok? ok) so it’s suitable for printing on massive printers

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    WarHammer Space Marines

    Let’s play “name that chapter”:

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    Santa Vs Easter Bunny

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    Oh!   Look at lil baby jesus eating up some chocolate!

    Zombie Jesus

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    Zombie Jesus reanimated his corpse for your sins!

    Where’s the baby?

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    My god this is funny, but there’s no url watermark on it, anyone know who did it?

    I’m so Goth

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    I’m so goth
    I shit bats.

    Just a test of the emergency broadcast network

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    going out on a limb here and say he should have had a divorce a while ago, lolz

    Spiritual Safety Tip

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     What should you do if you find an atheist?
    Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they’ve got it all figured out…

    …but then why are they always so sad?

    If you find an atheist in your neighborhood.

    TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

    You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

    Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God’s Word.

    Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches.  Let the adults handle them.

    I love how they make it out that atheists are grumpy baby eaters that would corrupt your soul with the slightest contact. “advanced witnessing techniques” indeed.

    America! Fuck Yeah!

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    Channeling some Team America spirit here.