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  • The Bible Motivation Poster

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    Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animals species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah’s house

    Beef Twinkies

     

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    Monks – Bloggers

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    Bloggers were invented ca. 300AD, and were originally called “monks”.  Like their distant descendants, monks had shitty haircuts, and never got laid.

    Cameron Diaz

     

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    not usually my type, but this is a fine picture!

    Hey asshole car note

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    Hey asshole.  I know where you live’ park in my spot again & I will burn your fucking house down!


  • Exclamation Points – Oh Jesus fuck he aw me!!!!

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    I’ll admit, I’m getting burnt out on both cats and motivational posters.  But this one made me lol.

    NSFW Latex Catwoman

    Latex catwoman:

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    Monster Bike

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    For REALS I need one NOW.

    Cocaine Crab

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    Position victim carefully on back

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    Bend victim’s arm painfully behind back.  Yell clearly, yet forcibly “WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY” until compliance is met.  Drop knee in back as needed.

    Daredevil Is A Pig

     

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    Coke In Ice

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    Mother fuck.

    Racoon Capture

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    Conan O’Brien

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    Use A Condom Idiot

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    Movie Villians

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    Deadpool’s Etiquette Lesson

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    I lol’d

    Site News, Kinad

    Just got an e-mail from google, saying that they removed one of my sites from their adsense program due to policy violations.  I had a minor heart attack, and thought “oh shit, MCS just got kicked out, how am I going to pay the $500 hosting bill?!”

    Luckily they just kicked out www.dirtylimerick.com because of the ‘adult or mature content’, which I guess I should have seen coming.  So, now it’s exclusively Project Wonderful only for the time being…so if you have the desire to advertise on the site, head on over, there’s free spots still open, and even the ones that have bids are only at 1 or 2 cents.  That site doesn’t get nearly enough traffic.  I may start advertising it on PW or Fark or somewhere to give it the traffic it deserves.

    Also, does anyone know what the hell’s happened to Dirty Microbe?  it’s as if they’ve fallen off the face of the planet.  They aren’t returning any of my e-mails, and people are reporting ordered merchandise isn’t being shipped….