Real gangster

Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness manifest

Bomb Scare at FSU

TERROR ALERT * FREEDOM ON THE MARCH * TERROR ALERT

as many of you know, I (sometimes) attend class at Florida State University, which is located here in sunny Tallahassee, Florida. As such, I’m on the “Emergency Alert Broadcast” list. Here’s the first one that I got today:

04/03/2008 – Suspicious Package in parking garage #1- Woodward Ave. Building evacuated. Officials are on scene investigating. Avoid the area.

I’m at work, which is a few miles away. So unless they’ve found a nuke, I think I’ll be ok. Then I get a second one:

04/03/2008 12:35PM – At 11:40 a.m., an FSU parking attendant reported to FSU police that he had spotted a car with a suspicious package on the fourth floor of Parking Garage No. 1 on Woodward Avenue. FSU police responded immediately and found a white Izuzu car in the southeast corner of the fourth floor with a briefcase that displayed a message about a destructive device. FSU police set up a command post nearby, cordoned off the parking garage and the street, and evacuated the building. They also initiated the university’s Alert notification system. The Tallahassee Fire Department and the bomb squad are on scene. The bomb squad is currently assessing the briefcase.

Oh goodness! That sure does sound seriously. Although…since when do terrorists label their bombs? The answer comes in the third and fourth abuse of the message system:

040/03/2008 1:40PM – ALL CLEAR – The suspicious package in Parking Garage 1 – Woodward Avenue has been determined to be harmless. The area will reopen shortly.

04/03/2008 1:45PM – At 1:30 p.m., the FSU Police Department issued an “all clear” and said they had resolved the incident at Parking Garage No. 1. A local 17-year-old high school student returned to his car and accompanied police as they searched the briefcase that had aroused suspicion. There was nothing inside. He told them that a message that seemed to suggest a destructive device was inside was actually his nickname, “A-Bomb.” Officers allowed those who work in the building to return to their offices and held traffic so that drivers parked in the garage could quickly exit. Surrounding streets were cleared, and the campus returned to normal status.

Now, for the kicker:

Here’s a map of the campus. Around C5 you’ll see the Number “20” and the number “70”. 70 refers to the affected parking garage. The 20? That refers to a FSU PD substation. So why were they setting up a command post nearby? Haven’t used up their command tent quota for the month? Also, “A-Bomb”? lol what a nick name. Bet his new nick is gonna be something like “dumbass” or “gitmo boy”.

oh shit – my squirrel failure

oh man, it’s been forever since I’ve had a serious SQL failure on MCS.  Must be time to update wordpress to the latest version and let it kill the site for a couple days hours…

olsen twins

Reaction cat REACTS

Reality

I am root

I am root

if you see me laughing

you better have a backup!

Warhammer 40k – Imperial Guard

A great place to take a leak

Rusty Robot Pee

Rose McGowen

Suicidal math problem

Oh man, I get this way about many math problems.  Like the other day, this girl was like “oh hai tiki, me and this girl want to sleep with you, you know what that would be?” and I’m all like “bitch, I don’t do no word math problems like that” and then she left.  psh.  math nerds.

banana prosthetics

Superior Sandwich

Lego Aircraft Carrier

Jessica Alba – professional violinist

yep.

Expelled – No Intelligence Allowed

Oh man,  hear this movie is rawkin, and it tells the truth about the communist facist jewish nazi backgrounds of darwinism.  Also, for those of you that haven’t heard about it, PZ Myers was going to go see a special screening.  Didn’t quite work out the way he was hoping though 

can i plz has dis shiny device

Winter Soldiers

Rockband Drums

These things are killing me ya’ll.

Killing me softly.

Fatty’s Chinese Kitchen

Barrel View

A candle and a jack

it’s all just harmless fun, till someone says “candlejack”, then you

Spider-man kisses JJJ

The Patriot Act – here to protect you from your freedoms

Devil Demon

I dig the cloven feet

Modern Warfare

Girl Riding Giant Cock

Photographic Proof of Angels

Imperium – still pimpin

Bunny Kiss

Boxer Clown

Dead Pedobears

girl killed them all, yay!

Chicks With Guns

lol whut?

Babylon 5 Space Station

Neve Cambell – Off shoulder blacktop

Nightwing – Snowblind

Jesus takes issue with you

Death of Superman

On a separate note, am I the only person on the internet that thinks this bullshit is a tragedy on an epic scale?  The greedy children of one of the creators of superman have sued Warner Brothers for a share of the revenue from the Superman IP.  How are they entitled to these funds?  Their father sold his rights to someone else, and even after that DC Comics felt that they should give him $20,000 – $30,000 a year for thinking up the character.  So, in the end he was likely paid several hundred thousand dollars for the use of a character that he originally sold for $130 bucks.  These kind of sales go on everday.  Should I purchase a website from someone and be afraid that 5 or 10 years down the road, I’ll be sued for a cut of the site’s revenues?  No.  Once the sale is made, then that’s final.  It’s mine.  or in this case, Warner Brother’s.

It wasn’t Jerome Siegel that made superman great, it was the company that published the stories, and all the work that they’ve put into the IP.  I’m ok with recognizing the hard work that people put in on my favorite stories, and I recognize that without Jerome Siegel and Joseph Shuster Superman as we know him wouldn’t exist.  But the hardwork that they put in was paid for, and their children or even his widow aren’t entitled to the revenues of other people’s work, in this case the Superman Returns movie.  They’re no more entitled then John Byrne, Mark Millar, or Mark Waid.

are all the fucking pedos gone?

pedobear vs cockmongler

WHO WINS?

YOU DECIDE!

pedobear wallpaper 2

pedobear face

pedobear ’08 – moving towards a better tomorrow

Pedobear acceptance

pedobear – bars

this is where that little fucker belongs

pedobear – pant pant, what did I miss?

pedobear – silhouette

pedobear – filing cabinet work ethic