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    She can professionally play my violin any day.


    She can hit my note any day.


    Blah. Serious is not her thing.

    Get that damned violin out of her hands so she can get back to strippin’ and pole dancin’.


    On the contrary, I think she’s been in too many “popular” (read: stupid and pointless) movies recently, and I’d like to see her in a legitimate dramatic film.


    Oh, and I did consider Sin City to be part of the latter.


    OK. I can go with that.

    Jess – the thinking mans pole dancer. In your club. Contemplating deep things.

    Nah. That still sucks. Alba in a dramatic role is a square peg in a round hole. She makes a good victim and a good stripper / dancer.

    In Sin City she played a victim and a stripper. Thats simply the best that she has to offer.

    But it’s not all bad – I think she made a really solid performance as a victim stripper.

    Example: Fantastic 4 sucked balls. She in no way looked the part of a white scientist older sister. If they would have re-written her part as some kind of young Latino girl who has the power to summon a pole – and dance on it – the movie would have improved 10-fold.

    Christ, I downloaded the movie for free and I still feel cheated that I watched that steaming pile of crap.


    Damn that was a pointless rant…

    Stay off drugs!

    Brevity Truta

    Dunno, ack, looks like you at least take Jessica very seriously indeed.

    Can’t believe no-one’s used fiddle in an innuendo. I would, but she doesn’t pluck my strings at all.

    The Lawnmower

    That was some pretty week inuendo.

    She could fiddle with my instrument any day.


    Wait, so you guys say that she IS a professional violin player?


    Nope, its for the movie “The Eye”

    A Google search will provide an article about her in 2007, her violin playing sounding like a cat in heat.


    I can see her playing the skin flute quite well.

    That’s a damn good idea for a superhero. Or a good start of a porno. Either or, I’m interested.



    Actually, yeah… that would be a good idea for a porn…

    Pole-Mistress? Pole-Cat??

    Billy Manic

    diddle with my fiddle, etc.

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