Our Best Friends From Within

Sumo Match

If a guy has sex with a prostitute while she is sleeping…

…Is that rape or shoplifting?

Moronail

Solar Eclipse

The longest solar eclipse of the century
Earlier today, the moon passed directly in front of the sun, causing a total solar eclipse that crossed nearly half the Earth – through Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar and China. Today\’s was the longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century, lasting as much as 6 minutes and 39 seconds in a few areas.

Boston.com

Snoopy

Crayon Drug Raid

Mikkel Sommers – Satan Said Draw Blog

The altar

This is a place on the top of a mountain near where I live.

Mila Kunis

Hearse

Yeah, the armaments probably don\’t work. So what?

PedoBear Gave Lovingly to:

Children\’s Hospital Central California.

The Circle Of No Life

Asian Roller Coaster

The KKK – Clever, witty and intelligent

Cost Cutting During The Recession

Jesus Spanking

Sometimes that`s why we get sick, because the Lord is spanking us for being naughty.

Marriage

Better start drinking now, it only gets worse from here.

The YE-4 gunship

Y-85 Titan dropship

Behold the might of the Empire

Bathroom

What Is The Difference?

Thur July 23 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, ‘I don’t have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland! The man arched an eyebrow. ‘Anything? ‘Yes, anything the blonde promised. With that, the man said, ‘Follow me He walked into the next room and ordered, ‘Come in and close the door She did. He then said, ‘Get on your knees She did. Then he said, ‘Take down my zipper She did. He said, ‘Go ahead take it out She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, ‘Well go ahead! The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly ‘HELLO ..MOM, can you hear me???

via Thur July 23 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

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Spring Cleaning

There`s always so much to DO around here.

Dowantdowantdowant!!

Will it fit?

Nobody wants you

Fill the void with snacks, you fucking red-headed freak.

Arnie`s Cookbook

Babe with Gun Wallpaper

Someone Tweeted

Lazy Co-Workers

the sign didn\’t help

Gun Show

Red – wallpaper edition

Random wallpapers I\’ve found on the net. Some were found on suigintou.desudesudesu.org/4scrape/

Enjoy

German Mexican Food

Super cheesy and salty.

Confined Space Sign

I parked by the loading docks this morning and this sign just begged for a quick camera phone photo.

Hebrew beer

www.shmaltz.com/HEBREW/index.html

MILKF

Milk ads, at least i think.

Bathroom is CLOSED

SEGA 90s Ads

Now THIS is how you market.

Ass Chomper

Armpit Tattoo

No Hoes Allowed

Broken Leg

Hilarious because this is my brother\’s leg.

God`s Facebook

Help Obama

taken in Berlin

Vintage McDonald`s Ad

What you wrote, meant and actually did

Creation Scientists have a tough job

MalfunctionJunction.net

Hanging Spider Plants

I made several varieties of these to sell at a ren faire.

Save the Kittens!?

Work

SGT. Awesome

I know a guy. He has this on his name tape thingy.

I Bet You Can\’t Hit Me With A Quarter