Cosmic Science Fiction 15¢
The Bok illo is what caught my eye. Ive tried to describe the robots pose and come up with fuckall. What would YOU call it?
International Incident
Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red-light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams: ‘No! and walks quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it’s not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. TheY sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams: ‘NO WAY, BUDDY! and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
The madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she’s sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
So she goes over to Bob and says that she’s the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink, and then she sits in his lap.
Bob leans forwards and whispers in her ear: ‘Can I pay in Canadian currency?
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Select the number of dancers in your crew
This is hilarious. I put a sarcastic picture of myself, along with one of the X. Good times, good times.
www1.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3152426&N=105841
Evolution is meeting the invisible fish phase
blogs.discovery.com/news_animal/2009/02/see-a-fish-with-a-transparent-head.html
Looks photo shopped but something tells me this might actually be real.
Dreams and Goals
That\’s right sweetheart;dreams and goals are Satan\’s way of distracting you from making dinner.
caution sign
a magnetic caution sign they recently put up at work. I can\’t put my finger on it, but for some reason I find it hilarious….could be the stick figure falling…anyway seems like a good candidate for photoshopping
Joan Laurer – WWE’s Chyna
She has certainly improved over the last couple of years.
www.contactmusic.com/pictures/chyna/1-1
Monica Bellucci
Tags:Arm Pits, Monica Bellucci, NeSFW, Sexy
Obama Bobble Head
Tags:Humor, Politics, Toys, WTF
I think I want one of these to bobble on my dashboard.
via Comic-Images
When you’re retired, it’s always 4:20
I saw this in the paper. After noticing the time I realized why they were so happy.
Won\’t somebody PLEASE think of the younglings?
I don\’t see an image with the previous post, but here\’s one from when ep3 was just out.
Epic Dog
The K9 above is Brutus, a military K9 at McChord. He\’s huge – part Boxer and part British Bull Mastiff and tops the scales at 200 lbs. His handler took the picture. Brutus is running toward me because he knows I have some Milk Bone treats, so he\’s slobbering away! I had to duck around a tree just before he got to me in case he couldn\’t stop, but he did. Brutus won the Congressional Medal of Honor last year from his tour in Iraq . His handler and four other soldiers were taken hostage by insurgents. Brutus and his handler communicate by sign language and he gave Brutus the signal that meant \’go away but come back and find me\’. The Iraqis paid no attention to Brutus. He came back later and quietly tore the throat out of one guard at one door and another guard at another door. He then jumped against one of the doors repeatedly (th e guys were being held in an old warehouse) until it opened. He went in and untied his handler and they all escaped. He\’s the first K-9 to receive this honor. If he knows you\’re ok, he\’s a big old lug and wants to sit in your lap. Enjoys the company of cats.
Childhood Friends
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
I remember my friends, sadly, they were my pet rocks 🙁
Oregon Coast
One of the pluses of living here. Only the hardcore (stupid) surf it, like me.
Had to reduce from original image. Original is here: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/OregonCoastEcola_Edit.jpg
