mind if I watch you masturbate

Justice League

HK45

Fuckit – Ctrl alt del

Donkey Kong

Batman Symbol

Emma Thompson Kisses You

ala, poor yorick

Obama Looks Angry

Chaos Symbol

Warcraft Hero

Swing Door Countach

snow white’s deadly apple

Pointless Paranoia, Meet Pistol Packin

(A young man asks for a ticket for an R-rated movie and hands me his ID. I’m about to sell him the ticket when the lady behind him speaks up.)

Lady: ‘Wait! That picture in the ID doesn’t look like him at all!

(I look at the ID. It appears he’s been sick since the photo was taken, but it’s clearly the same guy.)

Me: ‘Well, ma’am, I’m fairly certain that this is the correct ID. Now, if you’d just step up-

Lady: ‘No! You can’t sell to someone with a fake ID. He could be a terrorist, for God’s sake! You should call the police!

Me: ‘Ma’am, that is definitely not necessary. I am responsible for checking identification, and I-

Lady: ‘I need to talk to your manager!

(I begin to respond, but the guy politely waves me off and turns to the woman.)

Man: ‘Miss, I have another photo ID here, with a more recent picture. Do you think this matches?

(He pulls a card out of his wallet and hands it to her. She goes completely white.)

Lady: ‘Well um yes, that’s, uh, fine!

(She squirms for a moment, then exclaims, ‘I’ll be right back! She drops the card and leaves the theater in a hurry. I give the guy his ticket.)

Me: ‘What was that you showed her?

Man: ‘Oh, my handgun permit.

radiation monkey

hello, I am your wallpaper, and I’m sick of watching you masturbate you pervert

Join The Revolution

Forbidden Planet Couple

Tiki is on twitter

you can twitter at me if you so desire:

twitter.com/tgiokdi

why am I on twitter?  BECAUSE I’M A CELEBRITY, AND THAT’S WHAT WE CELEBRITIES DO.

please let me know if anything is confusing to you, I’ll be sure to help you out.

Diving Feet

Challenger Explosion

Batman Spreads His Wings

Excelsior!

al hajarah

stop looking at my screen

Victorious vaulter

Small but worth it.

Hooker Middle Finger

Turok Wallpaper

Political Miscontent

Sexy Xmas asians

Megan Fox – Face down in the dirt

middle finger at mcdonalds

Kylie Teen – Middle Finger

household blonde – double finger

fuckyou

Under Water Middle Finger

FU Wife

The wife says hi.

Jasmine Mai Giving It Her Best

From jet black hair to her newer blondeness… Jasmine keeps giving the bird

jesus christ gives you the finger

fuck you jersey

spunkey angels – fuck you buddy

cute kid – middle finger

Fanboys Roadway Flashers

I didn’t hear you over the sound of how ANGRY I AM

Middle Finger Animation

voyeurism – you failed

EOD Marine Middle Finger

Damn IED

old lady gets the finger

kid – flipping the bird

eminem