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Doh-A-Deer

There were a bunch of deer in my front yard and I tried to take a pic from inside my living room and I got an interesting mix of outside/inside/reflection. Hubby tried to sneak out the other door to get a pic from outside, but they all scrammed as soon as they heard the door.
nyokki flickr

Hella bikes

www.flickr.com/photos/andersn/2982807217

Dirty Santa

I picked this up somewhere over the years. It’s just so… wtf? I always thought it was hilarious. I mean, c’mon, was the O face necessary?

Shogun Assassin

Europeans get all the cool DVD covers. I need to see this along with the whole Lone Wolf and Cub Series.

The Perfect European Should Be…

…It’s SwineFluMan

Life Cycle Of A Middle Eastern Government

Bush Joker

Kristen bell

batman

he dosen’t like chocolate

Fellini

Milo Manara Art of Fellini movies, and a picture of Fellini

i iz ded

Bat Santa

It`s a beautiful day! Go play outside!

Hula Pie

A very generous serving of macadamia nut ice cream on top of a chocolate cookie crust. Then this decadence is topped with chocolate fudge sauce, whipped cream and more macadamia nuts.

I had the best one at Haleiwa Joe’s on the North Shore of Oahu. Pretty sure they serve it on every island though at many restaurants.

Christmas Lights

I love twinkle lights!

Mifune

german girls

have the curious effect of making beer taste better.

flowers

Le petit prince

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Petit_Prince
“He disappeared on a reconnaissance flight over the Mediterranean in July 1944.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_de_Saint–Exupéry
Atk

Once Upon A Time In America

NBA JAM HEAD

Some guy posted these on 4chan a while ago and said he made the head to mimic the giant head mode from NBA Jam

Is that Hello with two l’s?

PiCARchu

Pokemon: Gotta catch ’em all!
This was parked outside my apartment the other day. I guess nobody told him that pokemon stopped being popular 5+ years ago.

Daylily

The First Lady

Seagull flies!
Pic: en.rian.ru/photolents/20070306/61614026_15.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova
www.astronautix.com/astros/terhkova.htm
Atk

The Joker wins again!

Saturday night saw New Zealand’s first ever inter-league roller derby match-up. Our team’s colours are orange and purple, so after swapping the green shirt for an orange one, I figured the old joker costume would have to get another outing. What I hadn’t counted on was only three other people being in costume, and none of them being quite so obviously “costumes” (two guys had coloured boiler suits and gasmasks on, another had come dressed as one of the skaters).

At half time it was announced there was going to be a competition (I didn’t know that previously, I just like getting dressed up). I was at the other side of the stadium to the others that were in costume, so felt a bit embarrassed and stayed sitting down. Then over the PA comes “There’s a Joker somewhere! Can the Joker please stand up!” Well looks like i’ve been noticed, so I sheepishly got on my feet. The referee skated over and gave me a thumbs up, so I thought I must be in with a chance.

We were sat about four rows from the front, and when I stood up everyone in front of me was cheering and that gave me a bit of a boost. Then I turned around, only to be confronted with the sight of a thousand people behind me, all cheering me on! I was up on my seat in no time, and had the whole stadium cheering me on, which is a new experience I can tell you!

I won of course (a woman’s t-shirt, but hey, what do you expect?) and had to spend the rest of the night posing for photos, official professional type ones, phone-snaps from the crowd, and then all the kids who wanted their photo taken with the joker. My own favourite was with the two IHC kids; the brother stood there terrified rigid, and the girl was shaking like a leaf, so either she was terrified too, or very, very excited!

It wasn’t until much later that my wife (who was dressed in her purple and orange Velma costume) said ‘Do you know what you just did? You just climbed on your chair and got a stadium of a thousand people to cheer you on! Not bad for a bloke who twelve months ago wouldn’t ever leave the house!”

Oh yeah, there was sport on as well. We got thrashed. 88 – 174.

Happy Sharks

urrhur

It’s Christmas Time in the Suburbs

‘Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

wtfcalls.net/reddit/xmas_light_wtf.php

Over confident CEO

A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, ‘What are you doing here?

‘I’m just waiting to get paid, responds the man.

Furious, the CEO asks ‘How much money do you make a week?

A little surprised, the young fellow replies, ‘I make about $300 a week. Why?

The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay, now get out and don’t come back.

The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?

From across the room comes a voice, ‘Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200.

aircraft carriers

You dislike planes, I’m posting boats…
Atk

Ekranoplanes – II

Ekranoplanes is not planes!
“GEVs are not aircraft and can be certified as boats.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekranoplan#Classification
Atk 🙂

Linux – Windows – Mac Points of View

Lenny Bruce on Religion

Tiki Keys

Figured an offering to the Tiki god was in order.
Buy them here: www.perpetualkid.com/ti-keys-tiki-key-caps.aspx

Sci-Fi Girls: Tricia Helfer, Lucy Lawless, Grace Park

From “Battlestar Galactica” (2003).

Ekranoplanes – I

Ekranoplanes is not planes!
“GEVs are not aircraft and can be certified as boats.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekranoplan#Classification
Atk 🙂

I am The Queen of France!

New Fighter F/A-37

The plane in these pictures is still officially the ‘Air
Vehicle Number 1’, a prototype, on board the USS George
Washington CVN-73 for catapult fit checks. Not exactly still
Top Secret but certainly not yet made public.

It will be known as the F/A-37. Although specs are
classified, it is believed to be Mach 3.5 (top speed in the
Mach 4 range) super-cruise stealth fighter/bomber/interceptor
with approximately a 4,000nm range.

Check out the Navy test pilot in the cockpit of the
F/A-37…LT Kara Wade.

Remember the holiday

dont’ forget that MCS has a christmas tag, please feel free to go through all the past christmas images and hotlink them to whatever website you want to!

Don’t forget to mention where you found them 🙂

EDITED TO SAY: If you want to submit xmas images, now’s the time, we’re just about full up on them!

INTERNIZZLE

Serizzle bizzle.

These always make me giggle.

Iron Man 2 Whiplash Poster

And First Viral. The marketing has begun!

How to wear a hat.

And how NOT to.

Giant Amazonian Leech

And that bug`s pretty creepy looking, too.

Himalayan Skyscape

from The World At Night (TWAN)

Noisy Alphabet

www.tomgauld.com/index.php?/portfolio/noisy-alphabet/

religious kids

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.. The first Catholic man tells his friends, ‘My son is a priest ; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ˜Father’. The second Catholic man chirps, ‘My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’. The third Catholic gent says, ‘My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ˜Your Eminence’. The fourth Catholic man then says, ‘My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ˜Your Holiness’. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, ‘Well ? She proudly replies, ‘I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24 waist and 34 hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God.

via Thur Dec 10 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

Shark Teeth

MMM

Creepy