Life is like an hourglass Wallpaper

eventually, everything hits the bottom.
and all you have to do is wait it out until
someone comes along and turns it around.

And so are the days of our lifes. Sniff.

Idiots with guns

Orange Head

It’s business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head.

The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head.

The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man’s life.

“Excuse me,” says the bartender, “I can’t help but notice that you’re obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?”

So the man told his story.

“A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes.

“For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said ‘It is done!’ and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there.

“For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted.

“For my third wish — and, this is the bit where I kinda fucked up — I asked for an orange for a head.”

via reddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

How to open a jar

with a firm rapping on the counter, of course.

Ubuntu sexy maid wallpaper

Soni

This is my girlfriend’s cat, his name is Soni, 18lbs, 2 years old.

The last picture was the look on his face when I told him that the photos would be published in MCS

Dumbo Octopus

durrrrr, I`m a dumbo

Autumn Leaves Wallpapers

A bachelor of the fine arts

Every time you torrent, God kills a Cinema

Do you shower with gun and a cookie?

but good trigger discipline though..

The Best News

What, and for whom?

Kirk

Yes.

OMG

The horror…

Galileo Was Wrong

Geocentrism: I know it but I’m hiding it

Fingers

OMGWTF

Drugs vs. Tacos

Too bad I don’t like tacos.

Ocean Views!

I went on a trip to Hawaii and thought this was hilarious. This is Kilauea one of the most active volcanoes on the planet. It destroyed the towns of Kalapana and Kaim? in 1990 leaving a few houses standnig here and there.

The Sun at Equinox

On the first full day of the fall equinox:

…the Sun crosses the celestial equator heading south at 03:09 Universal Time. Known as an equinox, this astronomical event marks the first day of autumn in the northern hemisphere and spring in the south. Equinox means equal night. With the Sun on the celestial equator, Earth dwellers will experience nearly 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of darkness. Of course, in the north the days continue to grow shorter, the Sun marching lower in the sky as winter approaches. To celebrate the equinox, consider this view of the Sun in extreme ultraviolet light from the Sun staring Solar Dynamics Observatory. Recorded yesterday, the false-color image shows emission from highly ionized iron atoms. Loops and arcs trace the glowing plasma suspended in magnetic fields above solar active regions.

APOD

The Real Jurassic Park

The Jurassic Forest, a Smithsonian-recognized, Dinosaur theme park and interpretive center, opened two months ago, next to the Goose Hummock golf course out side of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. My daughter works there part-time as a Tour guide. Animatronic dinosaurs have been placed by helicopter down into a natural-type setting.

Why Bad Boys Rule

Sorry no change

Lego Leia Costume

I thought I’d Jump on the bandwagon.

My Cat had kittens and there were 5 total, but since we’re giving them away theres only 3 left now. I wouldnt’ve added the 3rd picture but the gray one was just too cute not to add.

Wut?

Wut?

Another Starry Night

Starry Night Over the Rhone

You’ve got RED On You Wallpaper

Borg Jesus

Atheism Is Futile

Mexicans Demotivational Poster

The worst kind of Hockey Players.

Raffi Torres hockey douchebag. I hated this guy so much when he wore the Oilers Jersey.

The Walking Dead Poster

Haters…

gonna hate.

I <3 Juice

steampunk’d

vanolffen.blogspot.com/

Hypnogoat

Howls of delight

Meme Overload

Make it stop!

Convulsing Enter

Saw this in one of those cheap toy stores full of imported Chinese junk.

Superfine Overload FTW.

Tiki

For our great host’s collection…

Annoyed sign is annoyed

As seen in St.Augustine Fl

Meanwhile on PAX

Becky Aktrez is Samus Aran

From her homepage @ aktrez.tv/?p=178

Sight Correction

Qualifying on the M4, I chuckled a little when the cadre gave me my second sight correction (R2D2).

Oh Fuck! They’re Here!

And they arrived in C-17s.

Ines Sainz Demotivational Poster

NOM Ines Sainz

Dark Trees Wallpapers 6

Calvin and Hobbes/Chewie and Han

D`AWWWWW!!

One Gig. Then VS now.

Metropolis Poster

Philadelphia Etch-A-Sketch

Cartoons in college

charlize theron