My ride got pimped

You dawg, I hear you like my jimmy so we blah blah blah comments trolling nobody replies etc

every kid in Russia has a machine gun

Penny

SQL query walks into a bar

SQL query walks into a bar; He approachs 2 tables and asks, “May I join you?” Bartender screams over, “Not before I get your keys!”

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Engineering

The Chase

I’d be running, too.

Zombie day

I Want You

…for what?

Imaginary friend

Guilt Trip

This is why I hate girls my age

Happy Holidays

Nudes Only

Lost

Something Beautiful

what are YOU doing on new years?

Freaky Eye

Anyone Else Home on NYE?

Cause I am.  was thinking about just hanging out in the MCS IRC chat room.  If you want to join me, click on through or load up your most favorite IRC client and join us on EFNET #myconfinedspace

Dude! Storm Troopers

Airport Body Scanners…

are minimally intrusive.

steamboat pikachu

in honor of the new pokemons black and white

Rainbow over the Bay bridge

Makes me miss the bay area

Greatest car in the world

Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah

Eh, even this can’t make Tenacious D funny

Too Much Money

More Coffee

Stoned on caffeine.

Reasons to play with cat

Daredevil

fast talker

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.” As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, “and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.” The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager found the boy and said “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?”

“Canada, sir,” the boy replied.

“Well, why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players up there.”

“Really!” said the manager. “My wife is from Canada!”

The boy replied, “No shit??? Who did she play for?”

via What is your all time favourite joke EVER? : AskReddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Best present ever

Best present ever

Camping

Decisive Battle In Korea

Ouch

Halo Reach Concept Art

Space Battleship Yamato movie poster

I used to love Star Blazers when I was a kid. This live-action movie came out in Japan December 1st. I haven’t heard if it’s good or not but I’ll see it as soon as I can get a subtitled DVD in the US anyway.

WTF cat

Frozen Beard

This pic made me think of this quote.

“Feck: Yeah, years ago. Oh, man. I ate so much pussy in those days, my beard looked like a glazed doughnut.”
Dennis Hopper from River`s Edge.

A note to performers

Snow Under A Microscope

www.akirathedon.com/blobblog/snow-under-a-microscope/

Fish Photo Bomb

The Incredible Guts

To stop destruction of the world!

Metro Parking Fail

The pic is pretty self-explanatory. I adjusted the exposure to capture the essence of the parking garages atmosphere when taking the picture of this douchebag’s Infiniti.

ODST

coming to holloween next year.

Give Us This Day

Battle: Los Angeles Poster

Huntington Beach

Black Death Poster

Trailer

Ninja Turtles: Dawn Of The Ninja Concept Art

Runaway Kids

longcat scarf

these look like they’d be really easy to make too

ESRB

Power Girl

Oh god.

Also, there’s a few more of her over on Comic-Images.com where?  I’m not telling.