Spider Eats Lizard

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Gahhhhhhhh!!!


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    Karatesaurus Rex

    I think I just pooped a little…

    Silverwolf

    SPIDERMAN DEFEATS THE LIZARD, SAVES J. JONAH JAMESON
    Article by Ben Urich, photographs by Peter Parker

    deuce

    Nuke it with fire!!

    Dreth

    …nuke…with…

    What?

    Stolid

    Now, it is clear that the spider can not eat that whole thing… must be an American spider…

    I’d like to see more of this… just to be sure…

    suicydking

    Stolid: Spiders don’t really ‘eat’. What that spider is going to do is inject the lizard with venom & digestive juices. The insides of the lizard will turn into a milkshake. The spider will drink up as much as it needs and then wrap the lizard for later use.

    gx5000

    KILL IT WIT FIRE !!!!!!!

    MikesterMike

    So, does that makes it ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-SPOCK-LIZARD-SPIDER?

    Neuromancer

    I say we dust off and nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

    VanZant

    The spider must not be a fan of Geico.

    TunaFish

    Silverwolf: Peters getting lazy. . .

    dieAntagonista

    suicydking: That’s the 3rd most terrifying thing I have read on here.

    hufnmouth

    MikesterMike: I played that game with my friends. It turned int Rock-Paper-Punch-Kick-Smash.

    suicydking

    dieAntagonista: Terrifying? That’s just nature.

    How about humans, who do things like rip organisms in half while they are still growing, throw them into the back of a truck, and transport them off to be wrapped. Some of them are still alive when they get to the packaging facility.

    These unfortunate souls are then taken to market, where their sundered forms are put on display for everyone to inspect.

    Eventually, someone like you will come along, give them a squeeze to check for freshness, and bring them home. There, they are put in cold storage until such time as you deem fit to grab a handful of flesh, rip it off and toss it into a salad bow.

    From there, it get’s stuffed into your omnivorous maw, where it is mercilessly masticated, pulped into shreds. It descends into a bladder full of acid where it is broken down into nutrients.

    And that’s just what happens when you eat lettuce.

    dieAntagonista

    suicydking: That made me laugh real hard. I was all ready to freak out on you and tell you that that’s why I’m vegan. I’m such a fool.

    deuce

    dieAntagonista: lol irl +69 interwebbings

    deuce

    oops that was supposed to be suicydking

    Sticky

    suicydking:
    WE HAVE A WINNAR FOR THE INTERNETS JACKPOT

    joodles

    I’m pretty sure that joke has been done before. I’m just laughing at “masticated”.

    teezy weezy

    WHAT THE FUCK! KILL IT!!

    rattybad

    dieAntagonista: You really didn’t know that about spiders?

    MonkeyHitman

    Sticky: WINRAR

    dieAntagonista

    rattybad: Nah. Why, is it common knowledge or something? Sadly, I’m not very big on biology. I have a very vivid imagination though, so naturally suicydking’s comment freaked me out.

    RSIxidor

    dieAntagonista:
    Honestly, I thought it was.

    MonkeyHitman

    you guys let me down so i will say it: OHhhhh NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

    nyoki

    At least spiders liquefy the insides; flies just vomit acid onto its food and then slurp it up. Well according to Jeff Goldblum anyway.

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki:
    Nah, according to Isabella Rossellini, the acid thing is true.
    outofocus showed me this:
    http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid18011345001?bclid=14433699001&bctid=9556684001

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: I love the snail porno.

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki: Same here. Oh damn, you’re right. This is the second time already, that I linked you to snail porno. I didn’t do it intentionally, I swear.

    nyoki
    clicksip

    that comment made me giggle for at least 5 minutes. WOW! you need write a book, very descriptive.

    clicksip

    Isabella Rossellini is kookie! That link was a bit scary, scarier then that ^spider^

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