if you won the lottery

Added on April 26th, 2014 by tiki god | Report Post
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#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

11 years ago

fuck obama

przxqgl (#3328)

Reply to #makecasemdsgreatagain

11 years ago

you know, you can do that without having to win the lottery…

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

Reply to przxqgl

11 years ago

I AM RICH BIOTCH

Soong (#11302)

11 years ago

I’d buy a 500+HP automobile then drive it to my first love’s home and offer to show her the whole world.

Aquaman43 (#85320)

Reply to Soong

11 years ago

…haha. boy, are you in your 20’s..

W (#669)

11 years ago

Pay off my student loans with pennies.

knowbody-knows

Reply to W

11 years ago

Penises?

Qball (#5812)

11 years ago

Hire a lawyer and an accountant.

WistfulD (#5057)

11 years ago

Buy a private island, and run adventure vacations where ridiculously wealthy people could hunt the world’s most annoying prey: image blog trolls (sorry, Tiki, for decimating your traffic).

knowbody-knows

Reply to WistfulD

11 years ago

I own this place. MCS is mine to do with as I please.

11 years ago

I’m almost blind, so I would get my eyes fixed so I could see again. Then I would take a trip, just get in the car and drive.

freenelsonmandela

Reply to Ep

11 years ago

So someone described this image to you and then typed out your response from dictation?

Zongo

11 years ago

gather all my friends and throw $100000.00 in $5.00 bills(scrunched up into individual $5.00 balls) out in the crowd, and disappear while the commotion kept them all occupied.

tattoojim

11 years ago

If it was a huge lottery I’d keep just enough to live on comfortably, give some to a few family members to do the same, then split the majority between St. Jude’s, CHKD (a local children’s hospital), and the rest to the NRA…just to piss off Obama, Bloomburg and the rest of those liberal asshats…now that would be fun!

jonblaze81 (#9697)

Reply to tattoojim

11 years ago

Well played, Sir. I too would donate a large sum to any cause that generally causes grief to liberal pieces of shit. You know the type, most of the posters on here who would fight each other to the death with rusty hooks for a shot to give Obama a blow job.

notspamming (#44655)

11 years ago

Depends how much. If enough, buy New Beetle (maybe even pink one), tune the shit out of it, so it would “take” anything, and piss off douches by the lights, etc. 😀