Bobba Fett – Devious Degenerate Defender of the devil

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    Bo

    “My backpacks got jets…”

    Saborlas

    “I’m Boba, the Fett…”

    Gilez

    “I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt…”

    nobody

    “To finance my Vette…”

    Älskling

    “Which I lost at roulette…”

    nobody

    Combo breaker? 🙁

    derek

    bobba fett is an atheist, doesn’t believe in your devil, he is your devil

    elzarcothepale

    Bobba Fett is a costume with bad aim.
    Name one thing he actually *does* in those movies, besides miss and die.

    derek

    assuming you mean besides being way cooler than you, he captures solo

    elzarcothepale

    Nope, that’s Vader.
    Fett picks him up to transport.
    The best you could say is that he “tipped off the Feds” so that Vader could put the squeeze on Billy Dee.
    He doesn’t *do* anything. Granted- his costume is cool. Name a scene where he kicks ass. Where he’s even intimidating.
    He *ought* to be cooler than me, but even symbolically, all he represents is Han’s ill-spent past hanging over his head- the main wedge between Han and Leia.
    He is a plot device cock-block.
    In a badassed costume.

    I ain’t mad! I just have to ask whenever someone gives Fett love: “Why?”

    derek

    wow, you really do need to get laid, haha , never question the love , even the intergalactic space janitor needs some lovin’ !

    elzarcothepale

    Of course I need to get laid more! Who doesn’t?
    Doesn’t change my point- as earthshaking as they may be, my boning moves don’t have the power to make Fett any less useless.

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