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Bo
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Bo

“My backpacks got jets…”

Saborlas
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“I’m Boba, the Fett…”

Gilez
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“I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt…”

nobody
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nobody

“To finance my Vette…”

Älskling
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Älskling

“Which I lost at roulette…”

nobody
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nobody

Combo breaker? 🙁

derek
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derek

bobba fett is an atheist, doesn’t believe in your devil, he is your devil

elzarcothepale
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Bobba Fett is a costume with bad aim.
Name one thing he actually *does* in those movies, besides miss and die.

derek
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derek

assuming you mean besides being way cooler than you, he captures solo

elzarcothepale
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Nope, that’s Vader.
Fett picks him up to transport.
The best you could say is that he “tipped off the Feds” so that Vader could put the squeeze on Billy Dee.
He doesn’t *do* anything. Granted- his costume is cool. Name a scene where he kicks ass. Where he’s even intimidating.
He *ought* to be cooler than me, but even symbolically, all he represents is Han’s ill-spent past hanging over his head- the main wedge between Han and Leia.
He is a plot device cock-block.
In a badassed costume.

I ain’t mad! I just have to ask whenever someone gives Fett love: “Why?”

derek
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derek

wow, you really do need to get laid, haha , never question the love , even the intergalactic space janitor needs some lovin’ !

elzarcothepale
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Of course I need to get laid more! Who doesn’t?
Doesn’t change my point- as earthshaking as they may be, my boning moves don’t have the power to make Fett any less useless.