Which one would you choose?

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Green, but fifty shades of that grey, who knows?


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    Nurgen

    What an awful list, most of the choices come down to: Would you like a superpower, or something relatively mundane, but in pill form? Gee… wow, mastering a sport, clearly that appeared to be a winner from the writer’s perspective, hence the attached penalty. I can’t facepalm hard enough. Oh and then there’s ‘alot’. I choose a cyanide pill, to be taken by the original author.

    HoChunk

    This.

    Aquaman43

    one of them was that you could fly. fly. fucking FLY!!!! hello?? wtf? green FTW.

    Aquaman43

    why dont you fuckers wanna fly? why?

    dirtyghettok

    I’d pick the green one myself. But if there was one for the power to heal others, then that would be my pick.

    W

    Pink. Shapeshift into ANYTHING! I’m thinking DRAGON!

    Graceless

    I wonder how fast the green pill lets you fly… Cos an hour of flight time isn’t much if you’re flying at the speed of, say, an unladen swallow. But at jet fighter speeds… Why pay for a plane?

    Lareon

    That depends, African or European?

    notspamming

    All, and hope for some “divide by zero” effect.

    HoChunk

    And as long as we’re talking about powers from a personal perspective, I’d like to suggest a brown pill to give one the ability to make anybody ivoluntarily shit themselves, regardless of proximity (yes, you can even do it to that IT customer service rep in Bangladesh.) 3 people a day.

    riceman

    ^This. i about pissed myself at the thought.

    Demon

    until there’s a purple pill I can take which instantly turns anyone who acts like a cunt into a nice person, I’m goin’ orange.

    Nurgen

    So you’d take some free drugs, instead of a superpower (that would also allow you to make enough cash to buy all the drugs you like). Genius.

    demon

    none of those options promise fame and fortune.

    Dyon 86

    ah black pill = fortune, via lottery, betting etc.

    HoChunk

    Pfft…I already have orange pill powers.

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG

    YOU WILL ALL TAKE BALLS TO THE FACE. AND EAT POOP IM FAMOUS AND I AM YOUR KING I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER

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