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Kik Dogg

This reminds me of a wedding I attended once. The best man brought a prostitute for his date, and then they stole all of the blow and ran off after the ceremony. The bride and groom were forced to open all of the gift envelopes to get another 8-ball for themselves to snort. During an argument about whether or not to keep the open bar for another hour the groom gave the bride a fat lip. The reception was held at a bar named “Oinkers”. I don’t know if they are still married. I never saw them again. True story.

Luke Magnifico

I really, really hope they are still married.


Because they clearly deserve each other.