I’m liking the shiny metal spike thru his neck. Short story: Wasps made a nest between the outside wall and the inside wall of my refinished garage using goddam sheet rock as building material. When I finally noticed an unusual amount of wasp traffic around my house, I called an exterminator. $200 later, he pulled out a nest (after gassing them to oblivion) the size of a microwave. He said that it had to have been there for a couple years at least and that they were just hibernating each winter instead of dying off, because they were safe in the walls of my house. They may have thousands of stingers, but I got a checkbook motherfucker.