The First Pokéball

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Also: no plants, fungi, air conditioners or sunlight.

Even as a metaphor it’s stupid and cruel.


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    timelord technology
    suck a cock Korinthian

    outlanderssc

    Obviously he fancies you –

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Another solid i.imgur.com/3eKxV.gif post

    outlanderssc
    outlanderssc

    Maybe that’s too subtle – try this 🙂

    Rotatebilly

    DON’T QUESTION GOD!
    Or at least don’t question the 2000 year old book of fairy tales that claims to be written by God…
    I mean; can’t you just take his word for it?

    Look at you trying to dismiss God’s work with things like logic and common sense, God is stronger than that.

    notspamming

    “…claims to be written by God…”
    Written under Gods inspiration (Holy Spirit IIRC ), sort of ghostwritting thingy, lol.
    Don’t help believers with your ignorance.

    HoChunk

    Titanic capacity: 3547 people…? What, if it had become a hospital ship like it’s sister, the Brittanic? Even then…

    HoChunk

    *its

    outlanderssc

    The big question isn’t capacity, it’s location –

    How did animals that lived thousands of miles away get to the Mideast to get on the boat? What about the Mountain Goats and the penguins and the sloths and guanacos? Did they just tread water for forty days?

    gx5000

    God gave Noah Teleporter tech no doubt…
    Haven’t we already accepted that the story of the “Great Flood” is Sumerian and just got copied over ?

    outlanderssc

    Then again, If it was only man that was evil why punish all the animals? Just start a plague that only Noah and his family were immune to and get the same result while doing a lot less damage to the planet.

    Doesn’t seem fair that millions of animals had to suffer a horrible death by drowning when it was the humans that screwed up. I thought God liked animals.

    Dyon 86

    They got advance notice. Animals on different continents (eg kangroo’s, polar bears) had to book various methods of transport to the middle east. Also before boarding, they all had to sign a waiver to say they wouldn’t eat each other. Am I correct in assuming that this is how the dinosaurs died off, as they couldn’t fit onboard or did dinosaurs not exist, I forget?

    Dyon 86

    true. some of them were big meat eaters I hear.

    outlanderssc

    Plus, the Tyrannosaurs had those little tiny arms, made it hard to hold a pen.

    Rotatebilly

    Dinosaurs never existed, their bones were planted by the Jews back in 1935

    Luxan_Warrior

    Well this ‘apparent’ flood happened right in the middle of the egyptian 5th dynasty and they didn’t even notice.

    outlanderssc

    The Nile floods every year, maybe they thought it was just business as usual

    dogsurfer

    As a form of apologetics, how about “gather all the animals” meant all the livestock; cattle, chickens, goats, horses, enough to propagate after the flood, where otherwise they’d be lost and jeopardize their ability to survive? The flood covered “their world” the area inherited from their ancestors. 40 days may have been their way of saying “awhile”. An ark might be large enough for that and food. The “ark” might not even need to float, just walls, maybe no keel, just enough to keep out the flood waters.

    dogsurfer

    You’re right. Throw in some undomesticated squirrels, deer, and beavers etc. for a balanced eco-system. Still plausible, if one adjusts the scope to their locale.

    outlanderssc

    Genesis 7 seems pretty clear on this –

    14 they, and every beast after its kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after its kind, and every fowl after its kind, every bird of every sort.
    15 And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh wherein is the breath of life.

    Dyon 86

    Jackanory

    RealityCheck

    It was a liferaft, not a luxury cruiser.